Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Quotes for Every Occasion - Page 13
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When you grow up with siblings, you can be like, 'Isn't this weird? Isn't this funny? Do we agree on this, or do we disagree?' You have some point of reference, some touchstone. When you grow up an only child, everything is internalized.Collection: Funny
When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh.Collection: Funny
Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.Collection: Funny
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.Collection: Funny
You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?Collection: Funny
I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once.Collection: Funny
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'Collection: Funny
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.Collection: Funny
I'm attracted to funny people with nice hands who smell good and are kind to people.Collection: Funny
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.Collection: Funny
My sensibility has never been political. The things I find funny are generally apolitical.Collection: Funny
The funny thing is that when you have any form of presentation to your band, meaning you have the foresight to see outside of your creativity, you have a bigger vision.Collection: Funny
I think I write funny songs that make people kind of, like, stop what they're doing and be like, 'What did you say?' And then it makes them laugh a little bit.Collection: Funny
Being a solo artist in general can be incredibly lonely. It's funny how often the bigger you get sometimes, the lonelier you feel.Collection: Funny
With 'Pariah,' at the time, I had just come out. I had a coming out experience, and I was writing about it, transposing my experience as an adult: What would it have been like if I had been a teenager in Brooklyn? The funny thing was people thought I was from Brooklyn. I had to be like, 'No, I'm from Nashville.'Collection: Funny
I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people.Collection: Funny
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age.Collection: Funny
It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. 'Orange is The New Black' is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that's really funny.Collection: Funny
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.Collection: Funny
Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.Collection: Funny
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.Collection: Funny
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.Collection: Funny
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.Collection: Funny
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Collection: Funny
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?Collection: Funny
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.Collection: Funny
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?Collection: Funny
What's another word for Thesaurus?Collection: Funny
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.Collection: Funny
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.Collection: Funny
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.Collection: Funny
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.Collection: Funny
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.Collection: Funny
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.Collection: Funny
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.Collection: Funny
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.Collection: Funny
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.Collection: Funny
Instant gratification takes too long.Collection: Funny
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.Collection: Funny
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.Collection: Funny
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?Collection: Funny
I never said most of the things I said.Collection: Funny
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.Collection: Funny
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.Collection: Funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.Collection: Funny
Every dogma has its day.Collection: Funny
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.Collection: Funny
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.Collection: Funny
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.Collection: Funny