Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.Collection: Brainy
I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.Collection: Family
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.Collection: Food
The future ain't what it used to be.Collection: Future
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.Collection: Good
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.Collection: Wisdom
You can observe a lot by watching.Collection: Wisdom
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.Collection: Sports
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.Collection: Truth
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.Collection: Money
I don't mean to be funny.Collection: Funny
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?Collection: Change
If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.Collection: Work
I never said most of the things I said.Collection: Funny
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.Collection: Home
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.Collection: Funny
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.Collection: Funny
How can you think and hit at the same time?Collection: Time
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.Collection: Sports
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.Collection: Good
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
It ain't over till it's over.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
We have deep depth.
It gets late early out there.
I'm glad I was in the Navy.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
I never said half the things I said.
I guess I've got a smart wife.
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.