Mae West
When women go wrong, men go right after them.Collection: Men
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.Collection: Dating
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.Collection: Marriage
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.Collection: Good
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.Collection: Success
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.Collection: Work
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.Collection: Funny
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.Collection: Marriage
A man's kiss is his signature.Collection: Romantic
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.Collection: Good
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.Collection: Diet
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?Collection: Men
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.Collection: Men
To err is human, but it feels divine.Collection: Failure
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.Collection: Good
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.Collection: Funny
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.Collection: Men
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.Collection: Chance
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.Collection: Funny
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.Collection: Men
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.Collection: Best
Look your best - who said love is blind?Collection: Best
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.Collection: Space
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
A hard man is good to find.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Sex is emotion in motion.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.