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Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable.Collection: Sarcastic
Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared.Collection: Sarcastic
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.Collection: Sarcastic
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.Collection: Sarcastic
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.Collection: Sarcastic
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!Collection: Sarcastic
A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.Collection: Sarcastic
Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that's serious. And sometimes it's a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them.Collection: Sarcastic
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.Collection: Sarcastic
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.Collection: Sarcastic
I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.Collection: Sarcastic
He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.Collection: Sarcastic
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.Collection: Sarcastic
She is a peacock in everything but beauty!Collection: Sarcastic
Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions.Collection: Sarcastic
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.Collection: Sarcastic
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.Collection: Sarcastic
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.Collection: Sarcastic
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.Collection: Sarcastic
I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though it were a Saturday Night Live newscast. Maybe that's because she looks very similar . . . She's got her Tina Fey thing going.Collection: Sarcastic
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.Collection: Sarcastic
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.Collection: Sarcastic
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.Collection: Sarcastic
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happinessCollection: Sarcastic
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.Collection: Sarcastic
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?Collection: Sarcastic
The 100% American is 99% idiot.Collection: Sarcastic
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.Collection: Sarcastic
He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.Collection: Sarcastic
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.Collection: Sarcastic
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!Collection: Sarcastic
I will always love the false image I had of you.Collection: Sarcastic
Useless as a pulled tooth.Collection: Sarcastic
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.Collection: Sarcastic
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?Collection: Sarcastic
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.Collection: Sarcastic
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.Collection: Sarcastic
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.Collection: Sarcastic
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.Collection: Sarcastic
PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.Collection: Sarcastic
He's liked, but he's not well liked.Collection: Sarcastic
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.Collection: Sarcastic
He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.Collection: Sarcastic
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold.Collection: Sarcastic
While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away in a hundred cosmetics boxes - even your face does not sleep with you.Collection: Sarcastic
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?Collection: Sarcastic
It's so normal for a teenager to dress in black -- and be real unhappy and stay in your room and say sarcastic things. How could something so normal be considered morbid?Collection: Sarcastic
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.Collection: Sarcastic
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.Collection: Sarcastic