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When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.Collection: Sarcastic
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.Collection: Sarcastic
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.Collection: Sarcastic
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.Collection: Sarcastic
She is a water bug on the surface of life.Collection: Sarcastic
Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.Collection: Sarcastic
[Albert] Schweitzer thus carved out his own path through the first half of this century, a lonely and learned giant amidst the hordes of noisy and shallow theological pygmies.Collection: Sarcastic
I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.Collection: Sarcastic
In my work, and in my psyche, there's some very sentimental, traditional, conventional side that's always in argument with a more radical, sarcastic side. Some of my stories are really sentimental, but they're layered over with weird, satirical stuff.Collection: Sarcastic
I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA.Collection: Sarcastic
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.Collection: Sarcastic
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland.Collection: Sarcastic
very funny my sarcastic friendCollection: Sarcastic
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.Collection: Sarcastic
You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom, with all their virtue--and are very conversable and agreeable--their educations are more finished.Collection: Sarcastic
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.Collection: Sarcastic
Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.Collection: Sarcastic
There but for the grace of God, goes God.Collection: Sarcastic
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.Collection: Sarcastic
I go up in the supermarkets and people always go what are you doing here and I go I'm hungry in a sarcastic but nice way just to let them know yo I'm human too man.Collection: Sarcastic
I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away. My blood gets hot my brow wet I become unbearably and unconscionably sarcastic and bellicose I am girded for a total showdown.Collection: Sarcastic
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.Collection: Sarcastic
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctorCollection: Sarcastic
It's a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon "launder" became a dirty word.Collection: Sarcastic
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.Collection: Sarcastic
A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-Collection: Sarcastic
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie. A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. "Oooh, a Shadowhunter," said the vampire. "Scary." With a wink he melted back into the crowd. "Vampires are such prima donnas," Magnus sighed from the doorway. "Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties." "Because of your cat," Clary reminded him. Magnus perked up. "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.Collection: Sarcastic
She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.Collection: Sarcastic
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.Collection: Sarcastic
Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.Collection: Sarcastic
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.Collection: Sarcastic
For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured.Collection: Sarcastic
I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.Collection: Sarcastic
Her skin was white as leprosy.Collection: Sarcastic
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.Collection: Sarcastic
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.Collection: Sarcastic
Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.Collection: Sarcastic
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.Collection: Sarcastic
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.Collection: Sarcastic
Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.Collection: Sarcastic
He's completely unspoiled by failure.Collection: Sarcastic
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.Collection: Sarcastic
America knows nothing of food, love, or art.Collection: Sarcastic
People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me!Collection: Sarcastic
Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.Collection: Sarcastic
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.Collection: Sarcastic
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the singing to the performances, I got it really honest. To the modern ear, it seems soft. When you hear it against other things, it seems vulnerable. Lyrically and musically, though, this is more subtle. And, yes, it's asking a lot of someone who's used to being hit over the head with bright neon to listen to this.Collection: Sarcastic
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles.Collection: Sarcastic