Sarcastic Quotes

Top sarcastic Quotes Collection - Page 8

Discover a curated collection of sarcastic quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category. Page 8 provides more sarcastic quotes.

Image of Dave Barry

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Richelle Mead

Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.
- Richelle Mead
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Marya Mannes

Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills, or the bottle.
- Marya Mannes
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Groucho Marx

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
- Groucho Marx
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of John Quincy Adams

His face is livid, gaunt his whole body, his breath is green with gall; his tongue drips poison.
- John Quincy Adams
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of James M. Barrie

She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.
- James M. Barrie
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of W. Somerset Maugham

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Dave Barry

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of James M. Barrie

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.
- James M. Barrie
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Rachel Maddow

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.
- Rachel Maddow
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Jack London

Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.
- Jack London
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of W. Somerset Maugham

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.
- W. Somerset Maugham
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Stephen King

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.
- Stephen King
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
- Mark Twain
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Eminem

To the people I forgot, you weren’t on my mind for some reason and you probably don’t deserve any thanks anyway.
- Eminem
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Groucho Marx

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.
- Groucho Marx
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Lily Tomlin

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Ludwig Wittgenstein

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of RuPaul

Don’t take life too seriously.
- RuPaul
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of A.J. Sherwood

I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.
- A.J. Sherwood
Collection: Sarcastic

Image of Billy Mays

The best things in life are free – and $19.95.
- Billy Mays
Collection: Sarcastic