Top sarcastic Quotes Collection - Page 3
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An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.Collection: Sarcastic
My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must.Collection: Sarcastic
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.Collection: Sarcastic
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.Collection: Sarcastic
Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty.Collection: Sarcastic
At a turbulent public meeting once I lost my temper and said some harsh and sarcastic things. The proposal I was supporting was promptly defeated. My father who was there, said nothing, but that night, on my pillow I found a marked passage from Aristotle: Anybody can become angry--that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way -- that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.Collection: Sarcastic
He couldn't see a belt without hitting below it.Collection: Sarcastic
He was trying to save both his faces.Collection: Sarcastic
Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute.Collection: Sarcastic
Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.Collection: Sarcastic
The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.Collection: Sarcastic
Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.Collection: Sarcastic
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.Collection: Sarcastic
I thought I could make a sarcastic joke about it. But it's based on my own struggle with how much to give, how much it's really helping or not, and how foolish or not I feel. Giving sometimes backfires.Collection: Sarcastic
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.Collection: Sarcastic
Sorry I’m so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.Collection: Sarcastic
You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.Collection: Sarcastic
I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and not say something even slightly amusing, or sarcastic, or ironic, or interesting, or informative? 'My mission as a producer is to encourage creativity.' Mission accomplished.Collection: Sarcastic
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol.Collection: Sarcastic
Stay with me; I want to be aloneCollection: Sarcastic
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.Collection: Sarcastic
One of my first films was Zebrahead. I remember the producer asking me, "Can you handle the big lights?" And I thought, Do I want to be sarcastic, or do I want the job? So I said, "I don't handle the big lights, I just tell big men where to put the big lights and they do it."Collection: Sarcastic
Part of my reaction to my diagnosis of infertility was deeply sarcastic and critical, part of it was morbid, part of it was numb, part of it was neurotic and desperate. To mush all of those notes together would cancel them out. I ended up just trying to keep them as separate as possible.Collection: Sarcastic
Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic altogether.Collection: Sarcastic
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.Collection: Sarcastic
I'm sketching ideas. They're a completely different way of working than working with editors at a magazine where you're always working with permission; approval. I'm willing to make a gentle separation. I still need to do that work since I enjoy it. It gives me access to a lot of energy in life and culture. But also, there's a part of me that is dark, sarcastic, funny. Unpredictable, even naughty.Collection: Sarcastic
I always find that I'm less sarcastic in France and maybe I'm a bit more shy and a bit more reserved, even more polite. My voice tends to go up quite a lot. I'd love to speak more languages just to discover who I become in a different language.Collection: Sarcastic
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?Collection: Sarcastic
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.Collection: Sarcastic
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.Collection: Sarcastic
She's good, being gone.Collection: Sarcastic
You are never too old to become younger!Collection: Sarcastic
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a presentCollection: Sarcastic
He makes a July's day short as December.Collection: Sarcastic
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.Collection: Sarcastic
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.Collection: Sarcastic
Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?Collection: Sarcastic
They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet... We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing.Collection: Sarcastic
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.Collection: Sarcastic
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.Collection: Sarcastic
Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.Collection: Sarcastic
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.Collection: Sarcastic
CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.Collection: Sarcastic
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.Collection: Sarcastic
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.Collection: Sarcastic
He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality.Collection: Sarcastic
Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity.Collection: Sarcastic
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.Collection: Sarcastic
America is one long expectoration.Collection: Sarcastic