Top sarcastic Quotes Collection
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I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.Collection: Sarcastic
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.Collection: Sarcastic
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.Collection: Sarcastic
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.Collection: Sarcastic
Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.Collection: Sarcastic
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.Collection: Sarcastic
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.Collection: Sarcastic
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.Collection: Sarcastic
We're both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the best aspects of each other.Collection: Sarcastic
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?Collection: Sarcastic
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.Collection: Sarcastic
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!Collection: Sarcastic
She should get a divorce and settle down.Collection: Sarcastic
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.Collection: Sarcastic
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.Collection: Sarcastic
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.Collection: Sarcastic
If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.Collection: Sarcastic
She never was really charming till she died.Collection: Sarcastic
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.Collection: Sarcastic
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.Collection: Sarcastic
I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!Collection: Sarcastic
When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.Collection: Sarcastic
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!Collection: Sarcastic
He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged.Collection: Sarcastic
You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.Collection: Sarcastic
I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.Collection: Sarcastic
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.'Collection: Sarcastic
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.Collection: Sarcastic
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.Collection: Sarcastic
That is what I like about you, Mr. Dashwood," she said. "You are so decisive. It saves me the bother of thinking for myself." "That is what I like about you, Mrs. Dashwood," he said. "You are so sarcastic. It saves me the trouble of trying to be tactful and charming.Collection: Sarcastic
Well, I think we ought to let him hang there. Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.Collection: Sarcastic
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'Collection: Sarcastic
Almost all of my early art dealt with the fallout from middle-class taboos, the messy, the ambivalent emotions couples felt, the inherent racism, the sexual tensions and the unhappiness roiling below the surface of our prim suburban lives. Meanwhile I was a suburban bad boy - cynical, sarcastic, contemptuous of all authority.Collection: Sarcastic
I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimesCollection: Sarcastic
Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.Collection: Sarcastic
Her face was her chaperone.Collection: Sarcastic
You had to stand in line to hate him.Collection: Sarcastic
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.Collection: Sarcastic
He strains his conversation through a cigar.Collection: Sarcastic
At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date.Collection: Sarcastic
I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.Collection: Sarcastic
Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to be normal. When I thought you were normal you turned out to be abnormal.Collection: Sarcastic
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.Collection: Sarcastic
I thought men like that shot themselves.Collection: Sarcastic
Usually I just let my songs do the talking. As a matter of fact I have long had an aversion to celebrities endorsing politics, and in some cases even other causes. I wonder about their motives. And I have to admit when celebrities get involved in political campaigns I tend to get a little bit sarcastic about it.Collection: Sarcastic
She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.Collection: Sarcastic
I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm being sarcastic.Collection: Sarcastic
I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.Collection: Sarcastic
The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is justified by a big final twist. But it's three days after the screening, and still no twist. Maybe it's coming in the mail?Collection: Sarcastic
What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank.Collection: Sarcastic