Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Quotes for Every Occasion - Page 16
Brighten your day with a selection of humorous and funny quotes. Laugh out loud with witty and amusing insights. Page 16 provides more funny quotes.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.Collection: Funny
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.Collection: Funny
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.Collection: Funny
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.Collection: Funny
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.Collection: Funny
I think serial monogamy says it all.Collection: Funny
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.Collection: Funny
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.Collection: Funny
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.Collection: Funny
Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.Collection: Funny
I have my friends who like me because I'm me and not because I'm in films, and that's really important to me. They tell me, 'You look terrible; don't wear that,' or 'That joke wasn't funny,' and that's really important: they keep me grounded.Collection: Funny
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage becomes 'real.' Then don't forget that the act has to be funny, and to me, being funny and entertaining any given audience is more important than anything.Collection: Funny
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.Collection: Funny
Let's make some funny pictures.Collection: Funny
When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.Collection: Funny
The funny thing about directing is that you have your own opinions, but it's a collaboration. Directing is a group effort. Even though you might think something works, the smartest thing you can do as a director is try and weigh the opinions of the people around you.Collection: Funny
I'm an athlete, I'm funny, I'm creative, I can tell a story, I'm likable.Collection: Funny
I love following my friend Tony Zaret on Instagram. He's a super funny comedian who makes these parodies of memes, and Instagram skits.Collection: Funny
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.Collection: Funny
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.Collection: Funny
People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can't do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funny faces but I can't drive.Collection: Funny
When 'Mean Girls' came out, I was 15. So I saw that movie and was like, 'That is so funny.' But it still has that fluffy, happy ending, and that doesn't happen in high school.Collection: Funny
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.Collection: Funny
It's funny how much of the 'old times' are still rooted in modern America.Collection: Funny
It's funny because it's funny.Collection: Funny
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.Collection: Funny
Objectifying is kind of a funny thing. Art is objectification, all art, because you're taking someone and making them into an object. But people can also talk back more to you when you're sketching them. They can look at you and say, 'Oh man, you got me wrong.'Collection: Funny
Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large don't try to trip you up... they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do... if they've loved a story they love to know how it started.Collection: Funny
I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's funny when people say, 'Did so-and-so teach you how to walk?' And I always say, 'You must be talking about my mother, because it was my mother who taught me how to walk.'Collection: Funny
It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.Collection: Funny
I was the troublemaker, always being funny - that's just who I am.Collection: Funny
I always thought it would be funny to have the Parents Television Council write an episode of 'Family Guy' and give them full creative control. Then see how good the episode is. That's something we've actually discussed in the writers' room. We haven't proposed it yet, but if somebody from the PTC reads this, it might be worth discussing.Collection: Funny
I feel really trapped as a comedian - someone who is supposed to be funny and light, making jokes all the time. But I'm actually in this inauthentic armor.Collection: Funny
I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks.Collection: Funny
I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He's funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is another one who I have discovered can sing. I should try and make an album with him... it's Barack Obama!Collection: Funny
I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.Collection: Funny
Films are big hits when they touch a lot of people. Things are not funny in a vacuum, they're funny because we respond to some personal dislocation, some embarrassment, some humiliation, some pain we've suffered, or some desire we have.Collection: Funny
That's the funny thing - if there was a year and half or two years of us being a band like every other band and then getting signed, we would probably have made 'Pretty. Odd.' as our first album instead.Collection: Funny
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.Collection: Funny
If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.Collection: Funny
I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.Collection: Funny
When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing something more serious. I think it's just human nature.Collection: Funny
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.Collection: Funny
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.Collection: Funny
It's funny how quickly human beings adapt.Collection: Funny
The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.Collection: Funny
Sometimes I want to be completely outlandish and funny, but sometimes I feel the need to prove myself as a rapper.Collection: Funny
My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.Collection: Funny
It's really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching 'Daddy's Little Girls' literally in tears.Collection: Funny