Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Quotes for Every Occasion - Page 17
Brighten your day with a selection of humorous and funny quotes. Laugh out loud with witty and amusing insights. Page 17 provides more funny quotes.
Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.Collection: Funny
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.Collection: Funny
If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.Collection: Funny
Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.Collection: Funny
People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on.Collection: Funny
We were doing a gig in Spain and yet again had four hotel rooms that never get used. We always share a bed. So we're all in bed together and we've all got wind. And we thought it would be funny to put it on Instagram. Farting on cue.Collection: Funny
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.Collection: Funny
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.Collection: Funny
On 'Lab Rats,' I read the script probably three or four times before we ever even do a table read because I want to be completely prepared. And I want to know exactly which beats I have to hit and where I need to make something comical. Some lines need a little more than others do just to get the point across, to get the joke to be funny.Collection: Funny
It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.Collection: Funny
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.Collection: Funny
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.Collection: Funny
When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent.Collection: Funny
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.Collection: Funny
I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously.Collection: Funny
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.Collection: Funny
'Hustle' is wonderfully enjoyable because all my life, I've made an effort to be with people who can make me laugh. That original cast - Marc Warren, Jaime Murray, Robert Glenister and Adrian Lester - are all funny. So I know every day I'll have a few good laughs.Collection: Funny
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.Collection: Funny
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.Collection: Funny
You're unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things.Collection: Funny
When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.Collection: Funny
Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, 'While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, it's a funny thing, but I'm an exception to that rule.'Collection: Funny
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.Collection: Funny
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.Collection: Funny
Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.Collection: Funny
The funny thing is I'm not even Latin. I was constantly getting Latin roles, and I was like, I even was nominated for an award, and I was like, 'Let them know at the NAACP, the first white woman. Let them know I'm totally grateful, but I'm not Latin. I can't do that. I play Latin.'Collection: Funny
The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.Collection: Funny
Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.Collection: Funny
Whenever a film allows you to think and feel and take it beyond the moment, I think it's achieved something. And 'Funny Games' does that.Collection: Funny
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.Collection: Funny
Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an actor who can make things funny in the moment, like in stakes or in circumstances or out of character.Collection: Funny
We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.Collection: Funny
It's funny the way life works. Sometimes you go around in a weird path to find out exactly what it is that you love to do, and I'm happy that I've sort of discovered something that makes me really happy.Collection: Funny
Maori get pigeonholed into the idea they're spiritual and telling stories like 'Whale Rider' and 'Once Were Warriors,' quite serious stuff, but we're pretty funny people, and we never really have had an opportunity to show that side of ourselves, the clumsy, nerdy side of ourselves, which is something I am.Collection: Funny
I go through regular problems. It's funny - there's still two sides to me: the normal one and the work one. I feel like I'm pulling a Hannah Montana.Collection: Funny
For most people, my suffering is enjoyable. I suffer in a funny way.Collection: Funny
Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.Collection: Funny
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.Collection: Funny
'White Collar' is a show about the unlikely pairing of an FBI agent and an ex-con solving smart, glamorous, interesting and provocative crimes in a sometimes very funny way.Collection: Funny
It's funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started.Collection: Funny
The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't.Collection: Funny
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.Collection: Funny
I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?Collection: Funny
I use this notepad onstage, mastering the art of not being professional. I'll do a joke that doesn't work on purpose, then go to my notepad and scratch it off, which becomes funny.Collection: Funny
I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.Collection: Funny
I love sprinting, but I hate long-distance running. Isn't that funny?Collection: Funny
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.Collection: Funny
I'm unique. I'm myself. I'm funny.Collection: Funny
Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.Collection: Funny