R. L. Stine
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning.Collection: Morning
I got the chance to do things that I dreamed of when I was a kid: I got to travel around the world; I had my own 'Goosebumps' attraction at Disney World; I've been on TV and had three TV series.Collection: Chance
Most fears are basic: fear of the dark, fear of going down in the basement, fear of weird sounds, fear that somebody is waiting for you in your closet. Those kinds of things stay with you no matter what age.Collection: Age
Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising.Collection: Amazing
I've never dreamed of a story idea. I have such boring dreams.Collection: Dreams
I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.Collection: Funny
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.Collection: Funny
I feel happy to terrify kids.
Read. Read. Read. Just don't read one type of book. Read different books by various authors so that you develop different styles.
When I write for kids, I have to make sure they know what can't happen. They have to know it's a fantasy. But when I write for adults, they have to think it's real. Every detail has to be real or they won't buy it.
When I write, I try to think back to what I was afraid of or what was scary to me, and try to put those feelings into books.
It's my job, too, to keep up with pop culture and what the kids are into 'cause you don't want to sound like an old man trying to write for kids. I spend a lot of my time spying on them.
I'm obsessed with radio. It's a good start to Sunday morning.
At least I can write.
I should be concentrating on writing pages.
I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'
I've never turned into a bee - I've never been chased by a mummy or met a ghost. But many of the ideas in my books are suggested by real life.
I'm a total Disney freak. I want to live in Disney World.
If you want to be a writer, don't worry so much about writing. Read as much as you can. Read as many different writers as you can. Soak up the styles.
I feel that good fantasy will always be in demand. I think children especially need literature that helps them escape from the real world, which is very scary to them right now.
I set a goal for myself everyday when I write - 10 pages a day - and it's much harder because I'm too dumb to turn off my Twitter and everything so it's always on and it's a real distraction. It's a major distraction.
I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
Kids think you just sit down and start writing. I always tell them you never do that.
I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself.
Twitter is fun because it lets me stay in touch with all my original readers who grew up with my books. I love hearing from readers instantly on Twitter.
When I was a kid, there were these great comic books called 'Tales From The Crypt' and 'The Vault of Horror.' They were gruesome. I discovered them in the barbershop and thought they were fabulous.
If you do enough planning before you start to write, there's no way you can have writer's block. I do a complete chapter by chapter outline.
I love theme parks but I'm a real chicken on rides. I'd rather invent scary rides for my books than go on them for real.
It's hard for children's authors to be accepted when they try to write adult books. J.K. Rowling is the exception because people are so eager to read anything by her, but it took Judy Blume three or four tries before she had a success.
Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.
I have a cheat-sheet for each one of my characters about their personality, the way they look, etc. So there is no possible way that I could have writer's block.
I've lived in New York for 40 years. I came right after college.
I read everywhere. I read every day. I read on the couch with my dog in the afternoon and at night. I try to read at least two to three hours a day. I read only fiction.
I haven't written a young-adult book in years. I'm also doing six 'Goosebumps' books a year now.
Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book.
Believe it or not, my introduction to scary literature was 'Pinocchio.' My mother read it to me every day before naptime when I was three or four. The original 'Pinocchio' is terrifying.
Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.
After spending 22 years in Ohio, I love everything about New York.
People always ask, 'How do you write so many books?' And I say, I work a lot. I work six or seven days a week.
I really wanted to be a cartoonist, and I was in 4th or 5th grade and I would bring my drawings in, and I'd look around, and everyone could draw better than me. Everyone. My drawings were just awful. So that's why I had to write.
I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!
So many people in their 20s and 30s, on Twitter, say 'Please write something for us,' so I have to listen to them, they're my audience.
I have a great office.
I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don't drive if there's snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles.
Many adults feel that every children's book has to teach them something.... My theory is a children's book... can be just for fun.Collection: Children
The only lesson is, you gotta keep at it.Collection: Writing
Sometimes it helps to scold yourself, to give yourself advice.Collection: Giving
I believe that kids as well as adults are entitled to books of no socially redeeming value.Collection: Believe
Well, I hate it when authors come into a school and they say to kids, 'Write from your heart, only write what you know, and write from your heart.' I hate that because it's useless. I've written over 300 books - not one was written from my heart. Not one. They were all written for an audience, they were all written to entertain a certain audience.Collection: Hate
People say, 'What advice do you have for people who want to be writers?' I say, they don't really need advice, they know they want to be writers, and they're gonna do it. Those people who know that they really want to do this and are cut out for it, they know it.Collection: Writing