When I was born I owed twelve dollars.Collection: Funny
God finally caught his eye.Collection: Eye
Lawyers-they get together all day and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, which arrives regularly. You've heard about the man who got the bill from his lawyer which said, "For crossing the street to speak to you and discovering it was not you, twelve dollars."Collection: Men
You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.Collection: Home
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.Collection: Art
You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!Collection: Christmas
I've never had any complaints yet!Collection: Sex