Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Quotes for Every Occasion - Page 7
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Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation.Collection: Funny
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.Collection: Funny
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.Collection: Funny
Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family.Collection: Funny
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.Collection: Funny
In 'The Sound of Music,' I was a von Trapp daughter in a white dress with a blue satin sash, and my line was, 'I'm Brigitta. I'm 12, and all I want is a good time.' I got a laugh. And I was so delighted, I laughed, too. Sadly, that's a problem I still have - onstage, I laugh hysterically at how funny I am.Collection: Funny
I've never worked in my natural accent, having studied so hard to get rid of it when I moved to England as a child where I was bullied at school for 'talking funny.'Collection: Funny
It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and the waiter maybe asks, 'What do you do?' and I say, 'Oh, I'm in a band... Twenty One Pilots,' and he'll say, 'Cool, I'll check it out. I never heard of them.' And then I say, 'In September we're playing the Schottenstein Center,' and it's like, 'What?!'Collection: Funny
I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and he laughed all the time - good and loud, like I do. He was a gay Irish gentleman and very good-looking. And he wanted to be close to me, too, but we never had much time together.Collection: Funny
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.Collection: Funny
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.Collection: Funny
I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference.Collection: Funny
I don't look at certain things on TV anymore. I don't listen to certain music anymore. I make sure my kids don't listen to it. It's funny because back in the days I could look at comedy shows and all kind of stuff and you didn't even realize how much cursing it had in it.Collection: Funny
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'Collection: Funny
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.Collection: Funny
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.Collection: Funny
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.Collection: Funny
You want to be able to really tackle a character and make it a fully-dimensional human being who is complicated, funny, and all the things that a person could be. If you can achieve that, you feel great. You so rarely get to do that as an actress in general, but as a black actress, it's almost never.Collection: Funny
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.Collection: Funny
I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny.Collection: Funny
If you look at shows like 'Def Comedy Jam' in its heyday, there were so many really funny, talented black comics that never would have gotten on that show because they just weren't doing comedy that fit that mold.Collection: Funny
Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; they were all funnymen - they looked funny. W.C. Fields was never a comedian. Slim Summerville was a comedian, yet looked funny. Now if you have both attributes, you are in good shape.Collection: Funny
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.Collection: Funny
When I heard The Beatles, that was my turning point. They were like my mentors. You know, the funny thing about that, when I heard 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand,' at first I said these guys are like a flash in the pan. But the second album, I had to take all that back. John Lennon - one of the greatest writers in the world.Collection: Funny
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.Collection: Funny
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.Collection: Funny
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually.Collection: Funny
You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and what your drink is. That's just hysterically funny.Collection: Funny
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.Collection: Funny
The audience is so important. Because there's something that I might think is super funny, but if it's just not getting the feedback, I have to let it go.Collection: Funny
For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.Collection: Funny
People think it's funny that I enjoy dreaming so much. I just use it as a form of entertainment. It's very private. I don't see my dreams as separate. I mean, half the time I'm wandering around dreaming anyway.Collection: Funny
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.Collection: Funny
The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.Collection: Funny
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.Collection: Funny
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.Collection: Funny
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.Collection: Funny
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.Collection: Funny
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.Collection: Funny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.Collection: Funny
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.Collection: Funny
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.Collection: Funny
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.Collection: Funny
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.Collection: Funny
We are all born mad. Some remain so.Collection: Funny
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.Collection: Funny
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.Collection: Funny
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.Collection: Funny
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.Collection: Funny