Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Quotes for Every Occasion - Page 6
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I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line.Collection: Funny
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people.Collection: Funny
What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy. And with Laurel and Hardy, they're both the funny guy.Collection: Funny
It's so funny, you go to acting school thinking you're going to learn how to be other people, but really it taught me how to be myself. Because it's in understanding yourself deeply that you can lend yourself to another person's circumstances and another person's experience.Collection: Funny
I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.Collection: Funny
I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something.Collection: Funny
There are some funny people online.Collection: Funny
Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women.Collection: Funny
When someone calls me up and wants me to do something, of course I am open to it. But I am not going to do it if there isn't anything interesting or funny about it.Collection: Funny
It's funny how getting older - or being overlooked and underrated for more than two decades - can make you change your ambitions.Collection: Funny
I've got, legit, three to four hundred pairs of shoes. And I don't walk, which is funny.Collection: Funny
So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig.Collection: Funny
Mr. Idris Elba is amazing! He happens to be British, but what's funny about him is that when he's speaking in his American dialect, he looks like he's a brother from the 'hood. But as soon as he brings out that English thing, I'm like, 'Woo! You look like you're from London. Oh my God!' It's like everything on him changes. He's so cool!Collection: Funny
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.Collection: Funny
Corin Nemec, who was on television for years, has been through a similar thing. We both had TV shows, we've had to hit that audition trail, and we were both frustrated. We were both going through divorces, and we decided to write about this stuff. And make it funny.Collection: Funny
I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.Collection: Funny
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?Collection: Funny
On family trips and vacations, I remember walking around with my little sister and making funny songs on the spot.Collection: Funny
I'm most drawn to characters who are compelling and repellant at the same time, very often right at the same moment, and who are frightening and funny all at once.Collection: Funny
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.Collection: Funny
Although I have guitars all around, and I pick them up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't really see myself as a musician. It may seem a funny thing to say. It's just like, I write lyrics, and I make up songs, but I'm not a great lyricist or songwriter or producer. It's when you put all these things together - that makes me.Collection: Funny
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.Collection: Funny
It's so funny: I sort of fell into genre roles, but I'm not really a genre guy.Collection: Funny
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.Collection: Funny
I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.Collection: Funny
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.Collection: Funny
Tim Minchin and Daniel Kitson are the two people that when I see them, I think I could never be that funny or that clever.Collection: Funny
My knowledge of Vancouver and Canada was limited to what I knew about Bob and Doug McKenzie. I thought they were funny, talking out of the sides of their mouths and saying 'eh' and wearing toques.Collection: Funny
I really started to enjoy Instagram more recently because it's something that shows people what I'm doing and what I'm going through, but it's so simple. I don't have to come up with something witty; it's just a funny photo, and you can be as artistic or as plain Jane as you want.Collection: Funny
Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.Collection: Funny
You gotta keep the funny intact.Collection: Funny
It's funny that some of the people who complain the most about intelligence being politicized are the ones politicizing the intelligence.Collection: Funny
I'm happiest in nature, in trees, rivers, streams, and I'm happiest around my kid - you know that's the funny thing, he is not always in the best of moods, but I am always happiest around him and in nature. Around my family is where I am happiest.Collection: Funny
I know I can't play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn't work.Collection: Funny
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.Collection: Funny
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.Collection: Funny
When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.Collection: Funny
I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith for over 20 years; he's my best friend.Collection: Funny
I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day.Collection: Funny
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.Collection: Funny
I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.Collection: Funny
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they're saying.Collection: Funny
I think Jimmy Carr is very funny and probably the most industrious comedian I know and I really respect him for that.Collection: Funny
People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.Collection: Funny
It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.Collection: Funny
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!Collection: Funny
Nothing is off-limits. There's just some things I cannot crack. Politics I can't do. When I start to talk about it, I just get really angry and super sincere. I have never found a way to craft all of that absurdity into funny.Collection: Funny
The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'Collection: Funny
Justice Scalia and I served together on the D.C. Circuit. So his votes are not surprising to me. What I like about him is that he's very funny and very smart.Collection: Funny