Fanny Brice
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.Collection: Funny
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?
I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked.
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
Wrong is for other people.
Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.
Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.Collection: Inspirational
I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.Collection: Good Company
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!Collection: Bagels
You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!Collection: Beautiful
Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.Collection: Four
Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.Collection: Love
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.Collection: People
I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.Collection: Love
I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. ... I got them with me, right there in my hand and comfortable. That's my job, to make them comfortable, because if they wanted to be nervous they could have stayed home and added up their bills.Collection: Jobs
Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.Collection: Song
For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.Collection: Dollars
I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.Collection: Men
When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.Collection: Happiness
Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.Collection: Stars
Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.Collection: Deceitful
Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it’s no fun any more.Collection: Fun