Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Quotes for Every Occasion - Page 10
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.Collection: Funny
Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.Collection: Funny
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'Collection: Funny
If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.Collection: Funny
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.Collection: Funny
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.Collection: Funny
When I used to see Rick Moranis do something, to me that was immediately funny. Or George Carlin or Martin Lawrence.Collection: Funny
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.Collection: Funny
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'Collection: Funny
There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.Collection: Funny
There's a funny thing about fame. The truth is you run as fast as you can towards it because it's everything you want. Not just the fame but what it represents, meaning work, meaning opportunity. And then you get there, and it's shocking how immediately you become enveloped in this world that is incredibly restricting.Collection: Funny
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.Collection: Funny
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.Collection: Funny
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.Collection: Funny
The funny response to 'One Mississippi' continues to be that people don't know what is true and what's fiction.Collection: Funny
You can film me 24 hours a day and you'll get a very accurate picture of who I am. You see the funny side, I work hard, and I try to be honest and just call it how it is.Collection: Funny
Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.Collection: Funny
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.Collection: Funny
It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?Collection: Funny
Real progress will have been made when people don't care or even notice the color of a comedian when they'll just be concerned with whether he's funny.Collection: Funny
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?Collection: Funny
It may sound funny, but I love the South. I don't choose to live anywhere else. There's land here, where a man can raise cattle, and I'm going to do it some day.Collection: Funny
There is something irresistibly funny about a funeral. More basically, I think the point is that beyond the deepest tragedy, there is laughter. Even in the midst of tragedy, there is always the possibility for it.Collection: Funny
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.Collection: Funny
There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.Collection: Funny
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.Collection: Funny
The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing.Collection: Funny
These guys Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac claim they're the Kings of Comedy. They may be funny, but they ain't no kings. That title is reserved for Rudy Ray Moore and Redd Foxx.Collection: Funny
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.Collection: Funny
Isn't it funny - why is it called a tennis bracelet? It doesn't seem very tennis, does it?Collection: Funny
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.Collection: Funny
Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can't have one without the other. I'm of the school that anything can be funny if seen from a comedic point of view.Collection: Funny
Funny how words in one language get used in another language. For example, 'scotch' in Russian is tape and 'pampers' means diapers.Collection: Funny
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.Collection: Funny
As far as I'm concerned, 'The Caretaker' is funny up to a point. Beyond that, it ceases to be funny, and it was because of that point that I wrote it.Collection: Funny
Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me.Collection: Funny
I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.Collection: Funny
Never put a sock in a toaster.Collection: Funny
I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.Collection: Funny
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?Collection: Funny
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.Collection: Funny
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.Collection: Funny
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.Collection: Funny
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.Collection: Funny
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.Collection: Funny
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'Collection: Funny
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.Collection: Funny
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.Collection: Funny
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.Collection: Funny