We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.Collection: Strength
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.Collection: Sad
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.Collection: Funny
My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.
I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.
We are even better looking on the small screenCollection: Screens
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.Collection: Memories
My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.Collection: Mother
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.Collection: Actors