The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.Collection: Writing
I have always been suspicious of romantic love. It looks too much like a narcissism shared by two.Collection: Romantic Love
England is an aquarium, not a nation.Collection: Aquariums
The only merciful thing about drug abuse is the speed with which it devastates you. Alcoholics can take decades to destroy themselves and everyone they touch. The drug addict can accomplish this in a year or two. Of course, suicide is even more efficient.Collection: Suicide
Where there is no faith, devils are a necessity.Collection: Devil
The dead are the only people to have permanent dwellings.Collection: Dwelling
Consider the "new" woman. She's trying to be Pollyanna Borgia, clearly a conflict of interest. She's supposed to be a ruthless winner at work and a bundle of nurturing sweetness at home.Collection: Home
A narcissism shared by two.Collection: Love
All decisions are made on insufficient evidence.Collection: Ignorance
I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.Collection: Hate
... I distrust manifest knowledge.Collection: Knowledge
He tried to drown his troubles but they knew how to swim.Collection: Swim
Odd thing about death ... it reaffirms life.Collection: Life
Gossip is irresponsible communication.Collection: Communication
You can love more than one person at a time, and I don't give a damn what the self-help books say.Collection: Love
While the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy, "Man", And its hero the Conqueror Worm.Collection: Hero
We all want to leave our children the Garden of Eden and we wind up giving them hardscrabble.Collection: Children
It's an act of faith to be a writer in a postliterate world.Collection: Faith
The real reason Milton went blind was to avoid reading unsolicited manuscripts.Collection: Real
Money and writing appear to be mutually exclusive.Collection: Writing
sex has never been private and it never will be. We perform the act in private but we must be public about the connection. Sex is how we pass down worldly goods. It's how we create the primary unit of our society, the couple. ... This rule applies to gay people as well as straight people. ... The community absolutely must know who is straight, who is gay, who is married, and who is single. Without that information we make painful mistakes and lose time.Collection: Sex
In art as in politics we must deal with people as they are not as we wish them to be. Only by working with the real can you get closer to the ideal.Collection: Art
Possession of a secret is no guarantee of its truth.Collection: Secret
I'm not a person who worries too much about what I've done.Collection: Worry
I've got splinters in my nose from the best publishing doors in town.Collection: Writing
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.Collection: Fundraising
Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.Collection: Golf
Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway!Collection: Two
You're nothing in America if you don't have debt.Collection: America
Pain isn't always the enemy.Collection: Pain
The writer's job is not to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here I am,” but to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here YOU are.Collection: Jobs
Self-pity is the simplest luxury.Collection: Self
Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.Collection: Mother
I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme foolishness. I no longer think that. There's nothing foolish in loving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish.Collection: Love
...funny how people want a return to the good ole days. Of coarse the good ole days of being a rich white plantation owner. Everyone seems to forget the poor white farmer.Collection: War
So often the truth is told with hate, and lies are told with love.Collection: Friendship
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.Collection: Funny
I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.Collection: Mean
When Mother died I was both freed and abandoned, as are we all at this profound juncture in our lives.Collection: Mother
Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.Collection: Gambling
No one remembers her beginnings. Mothers and aunts tell us about infancy and early childhood, hoping we won't forget the past when they had total control over our lives and secretly praying that because of it, we'll include them in our future.Collection: Mother
In sports, as in love, one can never pretend.Collection: Sports
Creative people do not belong in the university because the process is antithetical to the analytical process so necessary for proper scholarship.Collection: People
I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.Collection: Believe
An army of lovers shall not fail.Collection: Best Love
Novels, like human beings, usually have their beginnings in the dark.Collection: Dark
Adjectives are the curse of America.Collection: America
[A pariah is] something like a martyr with more suffering and less class.Collection: Class
Aunt Mimi possessed a horror of silence, which she battled with endless chat. The Typhoid Mary of the Telephone started her calls at 6:30 each morning.Collection: Morning