Top Golf Quotes Collection
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Golf cannot be played in anger, or in any mood of emotiional excess. Half the golf balls struck by amateurs are hit if not in rage surely in bewilderment, or gloom, or in cynicism, or even hysterically - all of those emotional excesses must be contained by the professional. Which is why balance is one of the essential ingredients of golf. Professionals invariably trudge phlegmatically around the course - whatever emotions are seething within - with the grim yet placid and bored look of cowpokes, slack-bodied in their saddles, who have been tending the same herd for two months.Collection: Golf
I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff, here and there.Collection: Golf
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.Collection: Golf
Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.Collection: Golf
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.Collection: Golf
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.Collection: Golf
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.Collection: Golf
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.Collection: Golf
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.Collection: Golf
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.Collection: Golf
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.Collection: Golf
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.Collection: Golf
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.Collection: Golf
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.Collection: Golf
If we love the sea as much as we claim to we'll do everything we possibly can to keep it healthy. Otherwise we might as well take up golf.Collection: Golf
I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.Collection: Golf
Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible?Collection: Golf
Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.Collection: Golf
There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it.Collection: Golf
My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle.Collection: Golf
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.Collection: Golf
Muirfield without a wind is like a lady undressed. No challenge.Collection: Golf
This game is so elusive. You try to maintain the peaks and level up the valleys.Collection: Golf
If you have an ego of any sort, this course [Augusta] will take it and shove it down your throat.Collection: Golf
After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here.Collection: Golf
Ballybunion is the course on which many golf architects should live and play on before they build golf courses.Collection: Golf
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.Collection: Golf
Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.Collection: Golf
When Nicklaus plays wells well, he wins. When he plays badly, he finishes second. When he plays terribly, he finishes third.Collection: Golf
Pebble is a piece of sacred ground. They say it's the greatest meeting of land and water in the world. This course was heaven designed - just the way it fits on the land.Collection: Golf
Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.Collection: Golf
The dollars aren't so important... once you have them.Collection: Golf
Golf's Holy Grail - a genius course.Collection: Golf
I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.Collection: Golf
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.Collection: Golf
Hit it hard, go find it and hit it hard again.Collection: Golf
Timing is everything in life and in golf.Collection: Golf
If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it.Collection: Golf
I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.Collection: Golf
I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.Collection: Golf
You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.Collection: Golf
I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.Collection: Golf
Because you pray after you play.Collection: Golf
Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.Collection: Golf
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.Collection: Golf
Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk.Collection: Golf
Because golf exposes the flaws of the human swing - a basically simple maneuver - it causes more self-torture than any game short of Russian roulette.Collection: Golf
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.Collection: Golf
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.Collection: Golf
There is no type of miracle that can't happen at least once in golf.Collection: Golf