Top Two Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Two quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of L. Tom Perry
The only shortage we have today is the shortage we have between our own two ears.
- L. Tom Perry
Collection: Two
Image of Paul Quarrington
Everybody is damaged goods. Everybody got bumps and dents, ja? But sometimes two people fit together, and the bumps go into the dents, and you have a whole thing like a potato.
- Paul Quarrington
Collection: Two
Image of Ray Winstone
When somebody meets me in the street, they say, 'Hello, how you doing?' And I say the same back. It's just two minutes of your time and it's alright. I don't like people taking liberties when I'm with my family, but mostly people are really polite and that's lovely.
- Ray Winstone
Collection: Two
Image of Bob Uecker
I remember one time I'm batting against the Dodgers in Milwaukee. They lead, 2 - 1, it's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two out and the pitcher has a full count on me. I look over to the Dodger dugout and they're all in street clothes.
- Bob Uecker
Collection: Two
Image of V. S. Naipaul
Everybody is interesting for an hour, but few people can last more than two.
- V. S. Naipaul
Collection: Two
Image of Anh Do
There’s only two times in life, there’s now and there’s too late.
- Anh Do
Collection: Two
Image of Anh Do
There are only two times. Now and too late.
- Anh Do
Collection: Two
Image of Jeremiah Wright
Barack Obama says what he has to say as a politician. I say what I have to say as a pastor. But they're two different worlds.
- Jeremiah Wright
Collection: Two
Image of Jeremiah Wright
Barack Obama's a politician, I'm a pastor. We speak to two different audiences.
- Jeremiah Wright
Collection: Two
Image of Chaim Potok
A word is worth one coin, silence is worth two
- Chaim Potok
Collection: Two
Image of Howard Wilkinson
There’s only two types of manager. Those who’ve been sacked and those who will be sacked in then future
- Howard Wilkinson
Collection: Two
Image of Robert Mueller
There are only two types of companies: those that have been hacked, and those that will be. Even that is merging into one category: those that have been hacked and will be again.
- Robert Mueller
Collection: Two
Image of David Ricardo
Possessing utility, commodities derive their exchangeable value from two sources: from their scarcity, and from the quantity of labour required to obtain them.
- David Ricardo
Collection: Two
Image of Michael Oxley
Congress does two things well: nothing and overreacting.
- Michael Oxley
Collection: Two
Image of Julie Gregory
I start to see that I surround myself with broken people; more broken than me. Ah, yes, let me count your cracks. Let's see, one hundred, two... yes, you'll do nicely. A cracked companion makes me look more whole, gives me something outside myself to care for. When I'm with whole, healed people I feel my own cracks, the shatters, the insanities of dislocation in myself.
- Julie Gregory
Collection: Two
Image of Jacques Pepin
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.
- Jacques Pepin
Collection: Two
Image of Ron White
You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
- Ron White
Collection: Two
Image of Maud Hart Lovelace
You might as well learn right now, you two, that the poorest guide you can have in life is what people will say.
- Maud Hart Lovelace
Collection: Two
Image of Adolphe Monod
There is no portion of our time that is our time, and the rest God's; there is no portion of money that is our money, and the rest God's money. It is all His; He made it all, gives it all, and He has simply trusted it to us for His service. A servant has two purses, the master's and his own, but we have only one.
- Adolphe Monod
Collection: Two
Image of Lilith Saintcrow
People don’t really want to know anything about you. They just want you to fit into their little predetermined slots. They decide what you are in the first two seconds, and they only get nervous or upset if you don’t live up to their snap judgments.
- Lilith Saintcrow
Collection: Two
Image of Dallas Willard
Every church needs to be able to answer two questions. First, what is our plan for making disciples? And second, does our plan work?
- Dallas Willard
Collection: Two
Image of Hiromu Arakawa
Enduring and forgiving are two different things. You must not forgive the cruelty of this world. It's our duty as human beings to be angry at injustice. But we must also endure it. Because someone must sever this chain of hatred.
- Hiromu Arakawa
Collection: Two
Image of Vince Vaughn
Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.
- Vince Vaughn
Collection: Two
Image of Barry Sonnenfeld
I'm not the one or two take guy, but I'm not the 20, 30, 50, 70 take guy either. If I do a bunch of takes, like more than five or six, it's usually for some technical reasons.
- Barry Sonnenfeld
Collection: Two
Image of Horace Bushnell
Trust in God for great things. With your five loaves and two fishes He will show you a way to feed thousands.
- Horace Bushnell
Collection: Two
Image of Patrick Carman
I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?
- Patrick Carman
Collection: Two
Image of Eileen Wilks
Isen wasn't a two birds with one stone kind of guy. More like one stone, two birds, a rabbit, a fox, and maybe that deer will trip over the fox and we can get him, too.
- Eileen Wilks
Collection: Two
Image of Eileen Wilks
Marriage and especially the ceremony which announces it, the wedding... That is how we say to the world, 'These two are now a family, and with this joining our families are joined, too. And you had damned well better respect that.
- Eileen Wilks
Collection: Two
Image of Margaret George
In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to flattery.
- Margaret George
Collection: Two
Image of Sonya Sones
But Lunch Isn't That Bad, Really Once I get used to having to eat with two people instead of one. Two people who have known each other for such a long time that they practically speak in code. Two people who are always saying, "Remember the time when this happened?" and "Remember the time when that happened?" (Which, of course, I never do, because I wasn't there.) Well, okay, it is that bad. It sucks, even.
- Sonya Sones
Collection: Two
Image of Jack Spicer
See how weak prose is.... Presently I shall go to a bar and there one or two poets will speak to me and I to them and we will try to destroy each other or attract each other and nothing will happen because we will be speaking in prose.
- Jack Spicer
Collection: Two
Image of Donald Miller
When something happens to you, you have two choices in how to deal with it. You can either get bitter, or get better.
- Donald Miller
Collection: Two
Image of Bisco Hatori
Conclusion 2: There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins. ~Signed Tamaki
- Bisco Hatori
Collection: Two
Image of Alexander Woollcott
The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.
- Alexander Woollcott
Collection: Two
Image of Mary Roberts Rinehart
The mystery story is two stories in one: the story of what happened and the story of what appeared to happen.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart
Collection: Two
Image of Ian Caldwell
The two hardest things to contemplate in life ... are failure and age; those are one and the same.
- Ian Caldwell
Collection: Two
Image of Jamie Zawinski
C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.
- Jamie Zawinski
Collection: Two
Image of David Wong
But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
- David Wong
Collection: Two
Image of Nancy Leigh DeMoss
Regardless of what crisis or complexity may be threatening to engulf your life, God is at work. You may not see it, but you need to know it’s true. And He’s not just doing one or two or a few things in that situation. He is doing a thousand or more things.
- Nancy Leigh DeMoss
Collection: Two
Image of Rebel Wilson
I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want [laughs]. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best roles!
- Rebel Wilson
Collection: Two
Image of Henny Youngman
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
- Henny Youngman
Collection: Two
Image of John Berendt
Two tears in a bucket. Motherfuck it.
- John Berendt
Collection: Two
Image of N. T. Wright
The church exists primarily for two closely correlated purposes: to worship God and to work for his kingdom in the world ... The church also exists for a third purpose, which serves the other two: to encourage one another, to build one another up in faith, to pray with and for one another, to learn from one another and teach one another, and to set one another examples to follow, challenges to take up, and urgent tasks to perform. This is all part of what is known loosely as fellowship.
- N. T. Wright
Collection: Two
Image of Mike Pence
There's two ways you can defeat your opponent, number one, is you can defeat 'em outright, or number two, you can just demoralize them.
- Mike Pence
Collection: Two
Image of Buddy Rich
There are only two types of music.good and bad.
- Buddy Rich
Collection: Two
Image of David Rakoff
Almost any age is better than twenty-two.
- David Rakoff
Collection: Two
Image of Stirling Moss
The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio.
- Stirling Moss
Collection: Two
Image of Katherine Neville
Affaires meant 'business.' How like the French to kill two birds with one stone.
- Katherine Neville
Collection: Two
Image of Sara Zarr
What brings two people together anyway?
- Sara Zarr
Collection: Two
Image of Tom Selleck
The two things that will defeat a lot of young actors are fear of failure and lack of preparation. With acting, I didn't have a problem with either one - but somehow I didn't equate either one of them to the academic world.
- Tom Selleck
Collection: Two