Mae West
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.Collection: Men
Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.Collection: Fashion
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.Collection: Funny
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.Collection: Guy
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.Collection: Sarcastic
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.Collection: Kissing
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.Collection: Women
Men are my life, diamonds are my career.Collection: Men
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happinessCollection: Sarcastic
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.Collection: Women
I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.Collection: Black And White
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.Collection: Careers
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.Collection: Way
It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.Collection: Marriage
Never ask a man where he has been.Collection: Men
It's not what you say, but how you say it!Collection: Educational
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.Collection: Saving
Too many Broadway actors in motion pictures lost their grip on success--had a feeling that none of it had ever happened on that sun-drenched coast, that the coast itself did not exist, there was no California. It had dropped away like a hasty dream and nothing could ever have been like the things they thought they remembered.Collection: Movie
No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.Collection: Jewels
what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.Collection: Good Life
When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?Collection: Thinking
The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.Collection: Cutting
I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.Collection: Believe
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.Collection: Money
Pour him out of here!Collection: Drinking
When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.Collection: Tattoo
I’m single because I was born that way.Collection: Witty
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love – that’s not so bad either.Collection: Love Is
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.Collection: Smile
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.Collection: Being Single
Well, the end of another busy day. I can’t wait till I get back to bed. If that don’t work I’ll try to sleep.Collection: Sleep
I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.Collection: Real
Goodness had nothing to do with it.Collection: Romance
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.Collection: Real
I’ve been in ‘Who’s Who’ and I know what’s what, but it’ll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.Collection: Firsts
Sometimes it seems to me I’ve known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.Collection: Firsts
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.Collection: Fun