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After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.Collection: Witty
Great God! This is an awful place.Collection: Witty
A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving in opposite directions, yet always destroying anyone who comes between them. The trick is for the blades to learn to work smoothly together, so as not to cut each other.Collection: Witty
My brain's not sharp enough to come up with a witty comment.Collection: Witty
The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.Collection: Witty
Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers.Collection: Witty
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels.Collection: Witty
Art is 'I'; science is 'we'.Collection: Witty
The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.Collection: Witty
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.Collection: Witty
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Collection: Witty
I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.Collection: Witty
A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.Collection: Witty
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.Collection: Witty
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.Collection: Witty
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming backCollection: Witty
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit.Collection: Witty
I would have made a good pope.Collection: Witty
M. J. Putney's writing has always been magical; now that she has turned her hand to the telling of a fantasy tale, it sparkles on the page. Stolen Magic has to be one of the most delightful reads of the year, a witty, finely crafted tale that enchants from beginning to end. As always, Putney's intelligent wordsmithery, scholarship, eye for detail, and ability to bring to life irresistible characters add up to enjoyment on every page. Fast-moving and fun!Collection: Witty
Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.Collection: Witty
Music has shaped men’s fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads but music and fashion are connected genetically.Collection: Witty
There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.Collection: Witty
Full of fun, over-the-top characters and witty prose, with a touch of gay romance that is equally pleasing to straight readers. The Edwin Drood Murders is the perfect mystery for educated, intelligent readers.Collection: Witty
A rollicking good read-THE HUNTER is steampunk with a Wild West feel. Theresa Meyers is an entertaining and witty writer with a fresh, new voice in the genre. THE HUNTER is a fun-filled ride through a world of demons, vampires, and things that go bump in the night, and kept me turning pages until the very end.Collection: Witty
Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.Collection: Witty
It's that same quality I've been talking about. It's neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not cynical, it can't be planned and it probably can't even be described. It's just good.Collection: Witty
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?Collection: Witty
I would not like to live in a world without cathedrals. I need their beauty and grandeur. I need their imperious silence. I need it against the witless bellowing of the barracks yard and the witty chatter of the yes-men. I want to hear the rustling of the organ, this deluge of ethereal notes. I need it against the shrill farce of marches.Collection: Witty
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.Collection: Witty
It almost takes people by surprise when I'm not a big talker. Because I'm known as being sort of a loud mouth. I have a lot to say. But I try to be more thoughtful with my comments or reactions, unless it's something witty or hysterical that I just can't keep myself from blurting or tweeting!Collection: Witty
Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind, and at last fulfils all the desires of the man it has captivated.Collection: Witty
Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.Collection: Witty
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.Collection: Witty
I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not.Collection: Witty
Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.Collection: Witty
A business must have a conscience as well as a counting house.Collection: Witty
I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.Collection: Witty
The more learned and witty you bee, the more fit to act for Satan will you bee.Collection: Witty
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.Collection: Witty
This book fills a much-needed gap.Collection: Witty
We cannot see how the evidence afforded by the unquestioned progressive development of organised existence-crowned as it has been by the recent creation of the earth's greatest wonder, MAN, can be set aside, or its seemingly necessary result withheld for a moment. When Mr. Lyell finds, as a witty friend lately reported that there had been found, a silver-spoon in grauwacke, or a locomotive engine in mica-schist, then, but not sooner, shall we enrol ourselves disciples of the Cyclical Theory of Geological formations.Collection: Witty
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.Collection: Witty
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.Collection: Witty
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.Collection: Witty
Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.Collection: Witty
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.Collection: Witty
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait.Collection: Witty
I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!Collection: Witty
My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sisterCollection: Witty
Normally you have news, weather and travel.....but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.Collection: Witty