Top Guy Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Guy quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Gordon Korman
No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!
- Gordon Korman
Collection: Guy
Image of Marc Acito
I'm a sucker for a guy with a big organ.
- Marc Acito
Collection: Guy
Image of Lilith Saintcrow
I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours.
- Lilith Saintcrow
Collection: Guy
Image of Don Young
Don't you ever touch me. Don't ever touch me. The last guy who touched me ended up on the ground dead.
- Don Young
Collection: Guy
Image of Steve Wozniak
When you're providing a service to somebody, you're the guy they always call when something's wrong.
- Steve Wozniak
Collection: Guy
Image of Elijah Wood
The guy is a stud with women just following him around wherever he goes. But he is the last one who'll ask anyone to do anything for him. He'd rather just go do it himself.
- Elijah Wood
Collection: Guy
Image of Bill Sienkiewicz
I still love a lot of the guys who just paint
- Bill Sienkiewicz
Collection: Guy
Image of Mark Russell
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
- Mark Russell
Collection: Guy
Image of Elvis Stojko
All I know is that skating is getting better, the guys are getting better throughout the whole age range
- Elvis Stojko
Collection: Guy
Image of Christy Turlington
There's nothing that hasn't happened before, guys. In the '80s we were all doing the '60s. In the '90s, we were doing the '70s. There's not one way to wear jeans anymore though. Flared, skinny, ripped, high, low, whatever. It used to be that there was one cool jean. There was a while where it was stonewashed, god forbid.
- Christy Turlington
Collection: Guy
Image of Michael Rapaport
I see these other actors come up with this tough-guy personas and now when they're on talk shows they're all... But that's not really the way they are. I probably could have used a little bit of that. At one point I was labeled "The King Of Dumb White Guys." I was offended by that when I was younger, but I understand what that's from, so I was like, "Only a genius can play a fool." But I'm very aware of that, and I'll play into it and use it however I need to use it.
- Michael Rapaport
Collection: Guy
Image of David Ortiz
They pick me [to be tested for steroids] every time. I don't know why. I don't know if it's because I'm a big guy, or what, but all I know is all they are going to find is a lot of rice and beans.
- David Ortiz
Collection: Guy
Image of Eric Ludy
I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints.
- Eric Ludy
Collection: Guy
Image of Dan Stevens
It's the challenge of trying to evoke any kind of sympathy for a role that ordinarily we would say, "Oh, this is a bad guy" and dismiss him.
- Dan Stevens
Collection: Guy
Image of Mordecai Richler
There are three sides to every argument. Yours. The other guy's. And the right side.
- Mordecai Richler
Collection: Guy
Image of J. Lynn
You’re a good guy, Cam.” “No, I’m not.” He exhaled deeply and his breath was warm against my cheek. “I’m only good with you.
- J. Lynn
Collection: Guy
Image of Linda Howard
You guys take over while I go put on a shirt." Mrs. Kulavich had edged close enough to hear him. She beamed at him. "Don't bother on my account," she said. "Sadie!" Mr. Kulavich said in rebuke. "Oh, hush, George! I'm old, not dead!" "I'll remind you of that the next time I want to watch the Playboy Channel," he growled.
- Linda Howard
Collection: Guy
Image of Earl Wilson
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
- Earl Wilson
Collection: Guy
Image of Christian Slater
Tony Scott was one of the best directors Ive ever worked with, and I was devastated when I heard about his death. He was a great guy with great energy. But this is a difficult business, and peoples lives are sometimes difficult.
- Christian Slater
Collection: Guy
Image of Claudia Gray
Balthazar was the kind of guy who used totally correct spelling and punctuation even when he was texting, which was sort of bizarrely hot. She was in serious trouble if commas could get her going.
- Claudia Gray
Collection: Guy
Image of Paul Rudnick
I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!
- Paul Rudnick
Collection: Guy
Image of Jayne Ann Krentz
Guys don't get romantically involved." "What do they get?" "Invold, period.
- Jayne Ann Krentz
Collection: Guy
Image of Ringo Starr
The Beatles were just four guys that loved each other. That's all they'll ever be.
- Ringo Starr
Collection: Guy
Image of Karen Chance
No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.
- Karen Chance
Collection: Guy
Image of Tom Shadyac
In movies you can shoot a guy 3,000 times and get a 'PG-13', but if you say the 'F' word twice it's automatically an 'R'. I'll let that be its own comment.
- Tom Shadyac
Collection: Guy
Image of Karin Slaughter
Usually, guys, when something bad happens, they punish someone else.
- Karin Slaughter
Collection: Guy
Image of Earl Weaver
I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions.
- Earl Weaver
Collection: Guy
Image of Greg Behrendt
It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less - even a vague pathetic facsimile of less - than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get, and please don't settle for less. These guys exist because there are a lot of women out there who allow them to.
- Greg Behrendt
Collection: Guy
Image of Greg Behrendt
There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.
- Greg Behrendt
Collection: Guy
Image of Greg Behrendt
Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
- Greg Behrendt
Collection: Guy
Image of Aly Michalka
I have platonic relationships with my guy friends. There's some friends that I've kissed or whatever, but it was always just once.
- Aly Michalka
Collection: Guy
Image of Lisa McMann
There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.
- Lisa McMann
Collection: Guy
Image of Paul Pierce
It's all a learning process. You've got to learn from experience, the battles you go through. Some guys continue to grow. Hopefully, that's what I'll continue do.
- Paul Pierce
Collection: Guy
Image of Paul Pierce
A lot of guys look toward me for leadership. I feel like I can provide some of that.
- Paul Pierce
Collection: Guy
Image of Lewis Black
If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow and, inevitably, you're going to be seated in front of some guy who's playing with himself, and he'll be singing, 'Happy Days Are Here Again.' I tell you - when I see that guy, I feel pretty good about myself.
- Lewis Black
Collection: Guy
Image of Michelle Trachtenberg
I once dated a guy who was like, 'Holy sh--, I just made out with Harriet the Spy!' And that's messed up. Don't say that. I was 10, you're 30, it's just weird.
- Michelle Trachtenberg
Collection: Guy
Image of Sarah Palin
Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.
- Sarah Palin
Collection: Guy
Image of Peter Lerangis
You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double.
- Peter Lerangis
Collection: Guy
Image of Beverley Mitchell
For the longest time, I never thought I was intimidating to guys, but I'm kind of finding out that maybe there is some tiny thread of intimidation.
- Beverley Mitchell
Collection: Guy
Image of Eddie Rickenbacker
I pay those guys to fly, so let them fly. I'll be damned if I'll pay them to just sit there.
- Eddie Rickenbacker
Collection: Guy
Image of James Stockdale
The guy that just arranges things so that the stock market holds up is nobody in my - in my estimation
- James Stockdale
Collection: Guy
Image of Mark Zupan
The whole thing is you don't want to be pigeon-holed as 'Oh, he's a guy in a wheel chair. He's very fragile. You better watch out.
- Mark Zupan
Collection: Guy
Image of Ray Romano
I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.
- Ray Romano
Collection: Guy
Image of Jerry Stahl
I've always wanted to be a guy with a rec room.
- Jerry Stahl
Collection: Guy
Image of Bryan Lee O'Malley
Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?
- Bryan Lee O'Malley
Collection: Guy
Image of Todd Phillips
I love confidence in a guy. I don't have it, but there's nothing sexier.
- Todd Phillips
Collection: Guy
Image of Lawrence Taylor
There are guys who want to shoot the last shot and others who want to pass off. I want that last shot.
- Lawrence Taylor
Collection: Guy
Image of Charlie Parker
Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a guy who talks funny talk!'
- Charlie Parker
Collection: Guy
Image of John Milius
I may not be the strongest guy or the most well armed, but you can put me in a room with a pencil and a piece of paper and I can kill anybody.
- John Milius
Collection: Guy
Image of Joe Perry
A band isn't a band unless they're playing together. Otherwise it's just five guys that are living off their royalty checks.
- Joe Perry
Collection: Guy