When women go wrong, men go right after them.Collection: Men
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.Collection: Dating
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.Collection: Marriage
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.Collection: Good
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.Collection: Success
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.Collection: Work
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.Collection: Funny
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.Collection: Marriage
A man's kiss is his signature.Collection: Romantic
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.Collection: Good
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.Collection: Diet
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?Collection: Men
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.Collection: Men
To err is human, but it feels divine.Collection: Failure
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.Collection: Good
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.Collection: Funny
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.Collection: Men
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.Collection: Chance
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.Collection: Funny
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.Collection: Men
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.Collection: Best
Look your best - who said love is blind?Collection: Best
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.Collection: Space
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.