Margot Asquith
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.Collection: Wedding
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
Symbols are the imaginative signposts of life.
Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
It is easier to influence strong than weak characters in life.
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.
It is always dangerous to generalize, but the American people, while infinitely generous, are a hard and strong race and, but for the few cemeteries I have seen, I am inclined to think they never die.
From the happy expression on their faces you might have supposed that they welcomed the war. I have met with men who loved stamps, and stones, and snakes, but I could not imagine any man loving war.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
The capacity to suffer varies more than anything that I have observed in human nature.
the announcement that you are going to tell a good story (and the chuckle that precedes it) is always a dangerous opening.Collection: Stories
I do not say I was ever what I would call "plain," but I have the sort of face that bores me when I see it on other people.Collection: People
I have been devoured all my life by an incurable and burning impatience: and to this day find all oratory, biography, operas, films, plays, books, and persons, too long.Collection: Book
He couldn't see a belt without hitting below it.Collection: Sarcastic
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.Collection: People
[To Jean Harlow, who repeatedly mispronounced her first name:] No, no, Jean. The t is silent, as in Harlow.Collection: Names
There is nothing more perplexing in life than to know at what point you should surrender your intellect to your faith.Collection: Surrender
The first element of greatness is fundamental humbleness (this should not be confused with servility); the second is freedom from self; the third is intrepid courage, which, taken in its widest interpretation, generally goes with truth; and the fourth-the power of love-although I have put it last, is the rarest.Collection: Confused
There are big men, men of intellect, intellectual men, men of talent and men of action; but the great man is difficult to find, and it needs --apart from discernment --a certain greatness to find him.Collection: Greatness
The Almighty is a wonderful handicapper: He will not give us everything.Collection: God
All I can say about my mind is that, like a fire carefully laid by a good housemaid, it is one that any match will light.Collection: Fire
Haunted from my early youth by the transitoriness and pathos of life, I was aware that it is not enough to say "I am doing no harm," I ought to be testing myself daily, and asking myself what I am really achieving.Collection: Achievement
The ingrained idea that, because there is no king and they despise titles, the Americans are a free people is pathetically untrue. . . . There is a perpetual interference with personal liberty over there that would not be tolerated in England for a week.Collection: Kings
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friendsCollection: Inspiration
The spirit is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.Collection: Spiritual
Too much brilliance has its disadvantages, and misplaced wit may raise a laugh, but often beheads a topic of profound interest.Collection: Profound
My father's nature turned out no waste product; he had none of that useless stuff in him that lies in heaps near factories. He took his own happiness with him.Collection: Attitude
You can do something with talent, but nothing with genius.Collection: Genius
Till I see money spent on the betterment of man instead of on his idleness and destruction, I shall not believe in any perfect form of government.Collection: Believe
Rumor is untraceable, incalculable, and infectious.Collection: Gossip
I have no face, only two profiles clapped together.Collection: Two
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano.Collection: Stupid
Convictions no doubt have to be modified or expanded to meet changing conditions but ... to be a reliable political leader sooner or later your anchors must hold fast where other men's drag.Collection: Men
[To her host upon leaving a party:] Don't think it hasn't been charming, because it hasn't.Collection: Party
I have always wanted to be a man, if only for the reason that I would like to have gauged the value of my intellect.Collection: Men
To marry a man out of pity is folly; and, if you think you are going to influence the kind of fellow who has never had a chance, poor devil, you are profoundly mistaken. One can only influence the strong characters in life, not the weak; and it is the height of vanity to suppose that you can make an honest man of anyone.Collection: Marriage
Stafford Cripps has a brilliant mind, until he makes it up.Collection: Mind
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.Collection: Discovery
[On spiritualism:] I always knew the living talked rot, but it's nothing to the rot the dead talk.Collection: Spiritualism
The power to love what is purely abstract is given to few.Collection: Abstract
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.Collection: Sarcastic
If Kitchener was not a great man, he was, at least, a great poster.Collection: Men
It is not dying, but living, that is a preparation for Death.Collection: Death
Lloyd George? There is no Lloyd George. There is a marvellous brain; but if you were to shut him in a room and look through the keyhole there would be nobody there.Collection: Brain
Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and those that don't need to be told.Collection: Needs
If you have been sunned through and through like an apricot on a wall from your earliest days, you are oversensitive to any withdrawal of heat.Collection: Wall
I was born in the country of Hogg and Scott between the Yarrow and the Tweed, in the year 1864.Collection: Country