Top sarcastic Quotes Collection - Page 2
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You're a parasite for sore eyes.Collection: Sarcastic
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.Collection: Sarcastic
This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will bring a water buffalo to its knees.Collection: Sarcastic
On whether Blurred Lines' video is sexist: I don't. I really appreciate the people who watch out for that stuff, and I'm sensitive to those sort of things. On the surface level, the naked women dancing, I understand that can be perceived that way. But we're directed to have a sort of confidence, a sarcastic attitude about the whole situation.Collection: Sarcastic
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.Collection: Sarcastic
While [the Arians], like men sprung from a dunghill, truly "spoke from the earth" [Jn. 3:31], the bishops [of Nicea], not having invented their phrases for themselves, but having testimony from their fathers, wrote as they did. For ancient bishops, of the great Rome and our city [i.e., Alexandria, Egypt, where Athanasius was bishop], some 130 years ago, wrote and censured those who said that the Son was a creature and not consubstantial with the Father.Collection: Sarcastic
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.Collection: Sarcastic
The English think soap is civilization.Collection: Sarcastic
He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep.Collection: Sarcastic
...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets.Collection: Sarcastic
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.Collection: Sarcastic
Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth inningsCollection: Sarcastic
He is mad, bad and dangerous to know.Collection: Sarcastic
The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.Collection: Sarcastic
He is as good as his word - and his word is no good.Collection: Sarcastic
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.Collection: Sarcastic
He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.Collection: Sarcastic
I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.Collection: Sarcastic
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.Collection: Sarcastic
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.Collection: Sarcastic
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.Collection: Sarcastic
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.Collection: Sarcastic
It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I found it very manipulative and controlling. It put the other person constantly on-guard. And it was extremely intimidating because you never knew when she was going to snap. I made a mental note to refine these skills within myself.Collection: Sarcastic
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.Collection: Sarcastic
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.Collection: Sarcastic
I suddenly thought about being backstage, and I think it shocks you to meet the people you shared your bedrooms with. And a lot of them either take themselves too seriously or don't know how to take themselves at all. But I wanted to be aware in a very sarcastic way that every song I've written has probably been written about 12-16 times before. And doing that makes it very hard for me to accept serious singer-songwriters in the world, the up-and-comers, the ones who are out there who let that define their every move, who live and die and breathe for it. It's a bit of a tragedy, I think.Collection: Sarcastic
I have friends who are so sarcastic, but I never view it as mean.Collection: Sarcastic
In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.Collection: Sarcastic
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.Collection: Sarcastic
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.Collection: Sarcastic
I grew up in a family of ten. You had to have, like, a burst appendix to get the floor.... My brothers and sisters are very quick, intense, brilliant, very sarcastic people. And they were always right there with you, right there, missing not one little throat clearing.Collection: Sarcastic
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.Collection: Sarcastic
Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more sarcastic and cutting.Collection: Sarcastic
He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.Collection: Sarcastic
History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity.Collection: Sarcastic
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.Collection: Sarcastic
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.Collection: Sarcastic
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.Collection: Sarcastic
Post-wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language spoken in several dialects: sarcastic, jaded, opaque; cool and clever. They guard against those moments when melodrama or self-pity might split their careful seams of intellect, expose the shame of self-absorption without self-awareness.Collection: Sarcastic
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.Collection: Sarcastic
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.Collection: Sarcastic
He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.Collection: Sarcastic
If you think research is expensive, try disease!Collection: Sarcastic
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.Collection: Sarcastic
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.Collection: Sarcastic
My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic family. We didn't talk about our feelings ever, and if we did, we were yelling about them - there was no in-between. That's just carried over so many ways in my life and sabotaged relationships, sabotaged creative stuff.Collection: Sarcastic
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.Collection: Sarcastic
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.Collection: Sarcastic
Living under capitalism, I like learning to feel comfortable with activity that does not result in success — since non-success is the norm. Trying your best and making it is not the norm — it’s propaganda. Of course I play with notions of hype, too... The entire Comatonse website is a sarcastic hype-engine, sprawling forever, overwhelming the viewer with nothingness.Collection: Sarcastic