Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
I shall never forgive you for teaching me how to love life.Collection: Teaching
I have to speak my mind. Because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.Collection: Interesting
Love's chemistry thrives best in equal heat.Collection: Heat
God bless our good and gracious King, Whose promise none relies on; Who never said a foolish thing, Nor ever did a wise one.Collection: Wise
Envy is a passion so full of cowardice and shame that nobody ever had the confidence to own it.Collection: Passion
any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expenseCollection: Interest In Life
All men would be cowards if they could.Collection: Men
I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational.Collection: Dog
Now piercèd is her virgin zone; She feels the foe within it. She hears a broken amorous groan, The panting lover's fainting moan, Just in the happy minute.Collection: Broken
Natural freedoms are but just: There's something generous in mere lust.Collection: Lust
Since 'tis Nature's law to change, Constancy alone is strange.Collection: Law
Man differs more from man than man from beastCollection: Men
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.Collection: Sarcastic
The theatre is my drug. And my illness is so far advanced that my physic must be of the highest quality.Collection: Drug
It is a very good world to live in, To lend or to spend, or to live in; but to beg or to borrow, or to get a man's own, It is the very worst world that ever was known.Collection: Men
Tis a meaner part of sense to find a fault than taste an excellence.Collection: Excellence
To pick out the wildest and most fantastical odd man alive, and to place your kindness there, is an act so brave and daring as will show the greatness of your spirit and distinguish you in love, as you are in all things else, from womankind.Collection: Kindness
I wish to be moved. I cannot feel in life. I must have others do it for me in theater.Collection: Wish
Mothers who force their daughters into interested marriage, are worse than the Ammonites who sacrificed their children to Moloch--the latter undergoing a speedy death, the former suffering years of torture, but too frequently leading to the same result.Collection: Marriage
Angels listen when she speaks; She's my delight, all mankind's wonder; But my jealous heart would break Should we live one day asunder.Collection: Love
Whenever you preach, be sure that you lift the Saviour high and lay the sinner low.Collection: Lows
Custom does often reason overrule.Collection: Doe
'Tis dangerous to think - For who by thinking tempts his jealous Fate, Is straight arraign'd as Traytor to the State, And none that come within the Verge of Sense, Have to Preferment now the least Pretence. . . .Collection: Jealous
The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.Collection: Marriage
Born to myself, I like myself alone.Collection: Self
Dead we become the lumber of the world.Collection: World
Books bear him up a while, and make him try to swim with bladders of philosophy.Collection: Philosophy
If you have a grateful heart (which is a miracle amongst you statesmen), show it by directing the bearer to the best wine in town, and pray let not this highest point of sacred friendship be performed slightly, but go about it with all due deliberation and care, as holy priests to sacrifice, or as discreet thieves to the wary performance of burglary and shop-lifting. Let your well-discerning palate (the best judge about you) travel from cellar to cellar and then from piece to piece till it has lighted on wine fit for its noble choice and my approbation.Collection: Grateful
Nothing suits worse with vice than want of senseCollection: Vices
Late children are early orphans.Collection: Children
Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.Collection: Fathers Day