Michael Buckley
The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.Collection: Night
You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.Collection: Judging
Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.Collection: Disrespect
If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.Collection: Want
Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me that! I thought you just hit them with a club and dragged them back to your cave!" Henry put his arm around Sabrina. "You're officially grounded from ever getting married." "Thank you," Sabrina whispered sincerely.Collection: Couple
Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.Collection: Believe
The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.Collection: Ideas
If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don’t want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.Collection: Baby
Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued.Collection: Monsters
Trickster, love will be the end of you.Collection: Ends
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less cool," Puck replied.Collection: Puck
Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.Collection: Hate
I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?Collection: Mean
I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry said.Collection: Thinking
I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.Collection: Two
You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the movie," Puck said.Collection: Sorry
Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I found you." Ms. Smirt shrieked. Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. "She's fun." He leaned back down and she screamed again. "I could do this all day. Can I keep her?Collection: Fun
Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle JakeCollection: Uncles
I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.Collection: Art
Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have you ever heard of the Brothers Grimm?Collection: Girl
By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.Collection: Makeup
Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?" "Absolutely!" the prince said.Collection: Secret
Sabrina turned back to the house and saw the horrible truth- a pair of legs was sticking out from beneath it and they were wearing a pari of shiny silver shoes with a remarkable red tint to them. She suddenly realized they hadn't just entered a story. They had entered one of the most famous stories ever told. "Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferryport Landing anymore.Collection: Thinking
I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?Collection: Girl
You can't ground us. We're homeless," Daphne said.Collection: Homeless
Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!Collection: Play
But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.Collection: Fire
The world is always ruled by a maniac. - Baba YagaCollection: World
That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.Collection: Crazy
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.Collection: Hurt
Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.Collection: Beautiful
..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was differentCollection: Games
If only he can get over becoming a NERD.Collection: Nerd
And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!Collection: Belts
Moth, that wasn't very nice.Collection: Nice
Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there," he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. "Keep it up, stinkpot, and you're going to need a plastic surgeon yourself." Puck winked. "No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm.Collection: New York
Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.Collection: Giving
Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!Collection: Paws
How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.Collection: Ironic
Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica said.Collection: Years
You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.Collection: Sick
When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?Collection: Maturity
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do.Collection: Pigs
So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.Collection: Shoes
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.Collection: Animal
He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.Collection: Doe
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?Collection: Kings
I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le FayCollection: Mom
Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming out is totally more fun to watch going in.Collection: Fun
Snow, get behind me!" Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. "I'll handle this brute." "Billy", the teacher cried. "This is the twenty-first century, Women don't need the white knight routine anymore. I can fight my own battles.Collection: Teacher