Jeff Kinney

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With the recent addition of a full soundtrack and the players map, millions of Poptropicans around the globe are now fully immersed in a multimedia gaming experience when they embark on our high quality adventures.
- Jeff Kinney
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I'm very excited to see the wonderful 2-D characters in Poptropica come to life in the form of 3-D toys. When I first held the characters in my hands, it felt like magic. I'm excited for kids to have the same feeling!
- Jeff Kinney
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We're incredibly excited to welcome the 500 millionth Poptropican into our virtual world. When we started in 2007, we never could have imagined that we'd see a day when half a billion avatars inhabited Poptropica.
- Jeff Kinney
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In middle school, I started to draw, and my pencil sketches were huge. They were these 4ft by 3ft drawings, and I got a lot of attention for that, so that was very validating. But I didn't start cartooning until I was in college.
- Jeff Kinney
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I've learned to accept that I'm a children's writer, even if it's not what I set out to become. It's what I should have been all along, and I'll stay in this role as long as I'm a writer.
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I'm an author whose strength is in gag-writing.
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I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for their book to be signed.
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... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.
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Collection: Nice
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Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.
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Collection: Choices
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You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
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Collection: Dedication
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I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
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Collection: Nuggets
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See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.
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Collection: Kids
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Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.
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Collection: Thinking
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I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Writing
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I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.
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Collection: Children
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I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.
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Collection: Taken
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But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.
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Collection: People
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If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
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Collection: Real
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I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Summer
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So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
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Collection: Bed
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I`m basically one of the best people I know.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: People
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It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.
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Collection: Writing
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Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
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Collection: Stupid
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I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Girl
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fish and visitors stink in 3 days.
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Collection: Visitors
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Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Jealous
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You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Fall
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When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.
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Collection: Taken
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The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Weekend
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Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.
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Collection: School
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Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Girl
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I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Mom
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Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.
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Collection: Mom
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hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
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Collection: Hay
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I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.
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Collection: Rooms
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that if you don't read nobody does
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Collection: Doe
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hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Book
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hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Cute
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The best person I know is Myself.
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Collection: Best Person
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First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Mom
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When I first learned about Abrams and saw the types of books they were making, I knew I wanted my books to be published by them. Abrams books are special-when you hold one in your hands, you have the feeling that this book needed to be made. I once heard an artist say that books are fetish objects-I think Abrams gets that, because their books demand to be treasured. So who better to give comics art its proper due? I feel privileged to have found a home with Abrams.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Art
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hope your birthday is hot hot hot
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Hot
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I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Thinking
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Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Growing Up
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I think goodreads is the best place to look for books
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Book
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I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Book
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I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: School
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Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!
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Collection: Thinking
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Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Dark