Top Stupid Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Stupid quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Justina Chen
Forgiving others is easier when I remember that I'm human and stupid, too.
- Justina Chen
Collection: Stupid
Image of Rosie O'Donnell
I do believe that it's the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies physics that World Trade Center tower 7-building 7, which collapsed in on itself-it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes-7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible.
- Rosie O'Donnell
Collection: Stupid
Image of Rosie O'Donnell
You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!
- Rosie O'Donnell
Collection: Stupid
Image of Clarence Thomas
I was smart enough to use pot without getting caught, and now I'm on the Supreme Court. If you were stupid enough to get caught, that's your problem. Your appeal is denied. This 40 year sentence just might teach you a lesson.
- Clarence Thomas
Collection: Stupid
Image of Paolo Bacigalupi
A desert's a stupid place to put a river.
- Paolo Bacigalupi
Collection: Stupid
Image of Joe Torre
You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid.
- Joe Torre
Collection: Stupid
Image of David Foster Wallace
Look, man, we'd probably most of us agree that these are dark times, and stupid ones, but do we need fiction that does nothing but dramatize how dark and stupid everything is?
- David Foster Wallace
Collection: Stupid
Image of Bob Kerrey
It was not just inappropriate behavior
- Bob Kerrey
Collection: Stupid
Image of Ron White
You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.
- Ron White
Collection: Stupid
Image of Ron White
We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
- Ron White
Collection: Stupid
Image of Kiera Cass
It's always the fear of looking stupid that stops you from being awesome.
- Kiera Cass
Collection: Stupid
Image of Dennis Miller
Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
- Dennis Miller
Collection: Stupid
Image of Alexander Gordon Smith
Let me know if you're going to do something stupid, kid, 'cause I'll ditch you like that.
- Alexander Gordon Smith
Collection: Stupid
Image of Doug Stanhope
Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.
- Doug Stanhope
Collection: Stupid
Image of Dan Gutman
Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.
- Dan Gutman
Collection: Stupid
Image of Mary Jo Putney
Enigmatic - the quality of keeping silent and making people wonder if one is stupid rather than opening one's mouth and removing all doubt.
- Mary Jo Putney
Collection: Stupid
Image of Joseph Addison
Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity.
- Joseph Addison
Collection: Stupid
Image of Joseph Addison
We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull.
- Joseph Addison
Collection: Stupid
Image of O. J. Simpson
I consider myself a relatively moral guy
- O. J. Simpson
Collection: Stupid
Image of Helen Mirren
Fear can be one of the most destructive emotions. It is, of course, also very important, in that fear sometimes stops you from doing stupid things. But it can also stop you from doing creative or exciting or experimental things. It can cloud your judgement of others, and lead to all kinds of evil. The control and understanding of our personal fears is one of the most important undertakings of our lives.
- Helen Mirren
Collection: Stupid
Image of Walt Whitman
This is what you should do: love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men ... re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss what insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem.
- Walt Whitman
Collection: Stupid
Image of Alexander Theroux
One's style holds one, thankfully, at bay from the enemies of it but not from the stupid crucifixions by those who must willfully misunderstand it.
- Alexander Theroux
Collection: Stupid
Image of MacDonald Harris
The books were a private part of me that I carried inside and guarded and didn't talk to anybody about; as long as I had the books I could convince myself I was different from the others and my life wasn't quite as stupid and pointless.
- MacDonald Harris
Collection: Stupid
Image of Tom Selleck
On a day when you're not feeling so good, you put on a happy face, it's infectious - these things sound kind of corny and stupid, but this is our life.
- Tom Selleck
Collection: Stupid
Image of Ellen Page
Judging people you don't know for things you don't understand is just really stupid.
- Ellen Page
Collection: Stupid
Image of Cindy Sherman
I wonder how it is that I’m fooling so many people, I’m doing one of the most stupid things in the world…and people seem to be falling for it.
- Cindy Sherman
Collection: Stupid
Image of Gail Giles
I figured out that I can't forget. I can't really forgive. But I can live. Live with it. Like you live with a scar or a limp or whatever. You always know it's there. It reminds you never to let yourself do anything so stupid and horrible and wrong again. I step out of my rut, step again, and keep stepping. (277)
- Gail Giles
Collection: Stupid
Image of Mira Grant
And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.
- Mira Grant
Collection: Stupid
Image of Sarah Strohmeyer
This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.
- Sarah Strohmeyer
Collection: Stupid
Image of Elizabeth Montagu
Among many reasons for being stupid it may be urged, it is being like other people, and living like one's neighbours, and indeed without it, it may be difficult to love some neighbours as oneself: now seeing the necessity of being dull, you won't, I hope, take it amiss that you find me so.
- Elizabeth Montagu
Collection: Stupid
Image of Jack Black
I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
- Jack Black
Collection: Stupid
Image of Frederick Salomon Perls
As Albert Einstein once said to me: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." But what is much more widespread than the actual stupidity is the playing stupid, turning off your ear, not listening, not seeing.
- Frederick Salomon Perls
Collection: Stupid
Image of Edward Abbey
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.
- Edward Abbey
Collection: Stupid
Image of Joan Bauer
My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.
- Joan Bauer
Collection: Stupid
Image of Dan Quisenberry
It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.
- Dan Quisenberry
Collection: Stupid
Image of George Orwell
Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.
- George Orwell
Collection: Stupid
Image of Carrie Vaughn
Stupid, fragile mortals.
- Carrie Vaughn
Collection: Stupid
Image of Carrie Vaughn
I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." "So you're not really a werewolf." "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?
- Carrie Vaughn
Collection: Stupid
Image of Peter Berg
Hollywood is not stupid, contrary to popular belief; it's really a lot of intelligent people trying to figure things out.
- Peter Berg
Collection: Stupid
Image of Wietse Venema
The Postfix security model is based on keeping software simple and stupid.
- Wietse Venema
Collection: Stupid
Image of Jun Mochizuki
She's stupid, isn't she, Emily?
- Jun Mochizuki
Collection: Stupid
Image of Scott Adams
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
- Scott Adams
Collection: Stupid
Image of Bum Phillips
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.
- Bum Phillips
Collection: Stupid
Image of Jeff Kinney
Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
- Jeff Kinney
Collection: Stupid
Image of Adam Rex
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.
- Adam Rex
Collection: Stupid
Image of Paul Monette
The Bible is still the only dirty book I've ever read, at least in its current incarnation as a weapon of the homophobes. Bible scholarship keeps trying to catch up, proving that all the hatred of gay is just stupid translation, though the snake-oil preachers don't want to hear it.
- Paul Monette
Collection: Stupid
Image of Kary Mullis
I think I might have been stupid in some respects, it if weren't for my psychedelic experiences.
- Kary Mullis
Collection: Stupid
Image of Muriel Barbery
But many intelligent people have a sort of bug: they think intelligence is an end in itself. They have one idea in mind: to be intelligent, which is really stupid. And when intelligence takes itself for its own goal, it operates very strangely: the proof that it exists is not to be found in the ingenuity or simplicity of what it produces, but in how obscurely it is expressed.
- Muriel Barbery
Collection: Stupid
Image of Laurie Faria Stolarz
People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off.
- Laurie Faria Stolarz
Collection: Stupid
Image of C.C. Hunter
I became blinded by what I thought I needed to do. I was wrong. I was stupid. But not for one minute did I ever stop loving you. And that's why I deserve to be forgiven.
- C.C. Hunter
Collection: Stupid