Top Bed Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Bed quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Moby
The main thing that excites me and makes me want to get out of bed is the thought of being able to go into my studio to work on music.
- Moby
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Image of Studs Terkel
Never go to bed with someone whose problems are greater than yours.
- Studs Terkel
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Image of Nicole Blackman
Whether you're in bed or in court, everybody gets off.
- Nicole Blackman
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Image of Jeff Kinney
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
- Jeff Kinney
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Image of Stewart Udall
I like the story about Henry David Thoreau, who, when he was on his death bed, his family sent for a minister. The minister said, 'Henry, have you made your peace with God?' Thoreau said, 'I didn't know we'd quarreled.
- Stewart Udall
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Image of Megan Whalen Turner
No 'Glory shall be your reward' for me. Oh, no, for me, it is, 'Stop whining' and 'Go to bed'.
- Megan Whalen Turner
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Image of Elizabeth Hoyt
If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.
- Elizabeth Hoyt
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Image of John Tyler
In 1840 I was called from my farm to undertake the administration of public affairs and I foresaw that I was called to a bed of thorns. I now leave that bed which has afforded me little rest, and eagerly seek repose in the quiet enjoyments of rural life.
- John Tyler
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Image of Linda Pastan
I have dreamed of our bed as if it were a shore where we would be washed up, not this striped mattress we must cover with sheets. [from "After an Absence"]
- Linda Pastan
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Image of Hillary Scott
I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan
- Hillary Scott
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Image of Ludwig van Beethoven
Applaud my friends, the comedy is over... [on his death bed]
- Ludwig van Beethoven
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Image of Lauren Myracle
zoegirl: have u named the chicks? SnowAngel:yes, but i keep getting them mixed up. so now i call all of them "squishy." they're the collective squishy. zoegirl: *r* they squishy? SnowAngel: when you squeeze them,yes. but not in a yucky way. SnowAngel: they're growing on me, the little squishies. altho 1 of them pooped on my pillow. zoegirl: u let them on your bed? SnowAngel: they like it when i bounce them.
- Lauren Myracle
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Image of Sylvia Townsend Warner
There are not enough poems in praise of bed.
- Sylvia Townsend Warner
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Image of Cindy Gerard
Go to bed," he ordered. "Go to bed... and stay there.
- Cindy Gerard
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Image of Ridley Pearson
Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.
- Ridley Pearson
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Image of Andre Leon Talley
Some days are good; some days are not so good. Some days are really exciting. Some days are just tedious. You just have to get up out of bed.
- Andre Leon Talley
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Image of Joseph Stalin
To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed... There is nothing sweeter in the world.
- Joseph Stalin
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Image of Barbara Cartland
My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
- Barbara Cartland
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Image of Mary Antin
A proper autobiography is a death-bed confession.
- Mary Antin
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Image of Nicholas Breton
To rise with the lark, and go to bed with the lamb.
- Nicholas Breton
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Image of Stephen Shore
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.
- Stephen Shore
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Image of George Burns
There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.
- George Burns
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Image of Peter Scott
You've made your bed, now go bounce on it.
- Peter Scott
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Image of Richard Harding Davis
No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
- Richard Harding Davis
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Image of Henry Fairlie
Love wants to enjoy in other ways the human being whom it has enjoyed in bed; it looks forward to having breakfast.
- Henry Fairlie
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Image of Nelson Rodrigues
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.
- Nelson Rodrigues
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Image of M.I.A.
Confidence takes constant nurturing, like a bed, it must be remade every day.
- M.I.A.
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Image of William Alcott
Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium.
- William Alcott
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Image of Basil Wolverton
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.
- Basil Wolverton
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Image of Arthur Nersesian
I lay in bed and watched moments break into phenomenal particles of panic and could actually see the divine crack of God’s ass as he completely turned his back on me.
- Arthur Nersesian
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Image of Christine Schutt
I still go to bed in mascara on the chance I'll be seen a lover.
- Christine Schutt
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Image of Bellamy Young
I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in.
- Bellamy Young
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Image of Aliko Dangote
Endeavor to work as hard as possible to attain a new aim with each day that comes by. Don't go to bed until you have achieved something productive
- Aliko Dangote
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Image of Sylvia Day
I want you too much. I want you with me, in my life, in my bed. If i can have that, nothing else matters.
- Sylvia Day
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Image of Roz Chast
You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.
- Roz Chast
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Image of Linda Evangelista
I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
- Linda Evangelista
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Image of Odette Annable
Im obsessed with socks. I even wear them to bed!
- Odette Annable
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Image of Darren Hayes
If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?
- Darren Hayes
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Image of Leo Booth
History is the seed bed of the future.
- Leo Booth
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Image of Laura Esquivel
To the table or to bed, you must come when you are bid.
- Laura Esquivel
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Image of Federico Fellini
Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.
- Federico Fellini
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Image of Mohamed ElBaradei
If I could have just 1 per cent of the money spent on global armaments, no one in this world would go to bed hungry.
- Mohamed ElBaradei
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Image of Nancy E. Turner
Getting out of bed is a good way to leave your troubles behind.
- Nancy E. Turner
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Image of Emma Sulkowicz
For me, I was raped in my own dorm bed. Since then, it has basically become fraught for me, and I feel like I've carried the weight of what happened there with me everywhere since then.
- Emma Sulkowicz
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Image of Nancy Spain
Only a fool would make the bed every day.
- Nancy Spain
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Image of Mamie Eisenhower
Every woman over fifty should stay in bed until noon.
- Mamie Eisenhower
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Image of Tamera Mowry
You look in my room and it looks neat enough but if you dared to look under my bed or in my closet, oh what a mess!
- Tamera Mowry
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Image of Camilla Collett
The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed.
- Camilla Collett
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Image of Forrest Griffin
The ladies kept telling me I wasn't good in bed, so I figured if I wasn't a lover then I must be a fighter
- Forrest Griffin
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