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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.Collection: Witty
Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation.Collection: Witty
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.Collection: Witty
Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.Collection: Witty
People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.Collection: Witty
I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a memberCollection: Witty
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.Collection: Witty
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects.Collection: Witty
Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.Collection: Witty
The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life.Collection: Witty
I don't think I'm a witty person. To me, a witty person is a funny person who is also a smart person. My friend David Rakoff, who died a few years ago, he was a witty person. Fran Lebowitz is a witty person. I don't think there are that many witty people around, so you tend to notice them when they do come around. I don't consider myself to be that.Collection: Witty
Well do I remember the first night we met, how you questioned my opinion that first impressions are perfect. You were right to do so, of course, but even then I suspected what I've come to believe most passionately these past weeks: from that first moment, I knew you were a dangerous woman, and I was in great peril of falling in love." She thought she should say something witty here. She said, "Really?Collection: Witty
Man is a being with free will; therefore, each man is potentially good or evil, and it's up to him and only him (through his reasoning mind) to decide which he wants to be.Collection: Witty
The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.Collection: Witty
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point.Collection: Witty
Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less.Collection: Witty
When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is usCollection: Witty
The worst guilt is to accept an undeserved guilt — and that is what you have been doing all your life.Collection: Witty
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.Collection: Witty
I want my brain to slide back into the slot it was meant to be in, rest there the way it did before the fall of last year, back when I was young, witty, and my teachers said I had incredible promise.Collection: Witty
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.Collection: Witty
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.Collection: Witty
The discreet man finds out the talents of those he converses with, and knows how to apply them to proper uses. Accordingly, if we look into particular communities and divisions of men, we may observe that it is the discreet man, not the witty, nor the learned, nor the brave, who guides the conversation, and gives measures to the society.Collection: Witty
I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me.Collection: Witty
It doesn't matter where we begin the personal/political circle, but it matters desperately that we complete it.Collection: Witty
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.Collection: Witty
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.Collection: Witty
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.Collection: Witty
You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life... It's better to be positive and wrong than negative and right!Collection: Witty
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THENCollection: Witty
Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally.Collection: Witty
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.Collection: Witty
The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.Collection: Witty
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.Collection: Witty
A witty quote proves nothing.Collection: Witty
I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?Collection: Witty
I can levitate birds. No one cares.Collection: Witty
My brain? It's my second favorite organ!Collection: Witty
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.Collection: Witty
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.Collection: Witty
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty.Collection: Witty
The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know.Collection: Witty
Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long.Collection: Witty
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.Collection: Witty
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.Collection: Witty
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.Collection: Witty
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.Collection: Witty
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.Collection: Witty
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.Collection: Witty