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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.Collection: Witty
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet.Collection: Witty
Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are.Collection: Witty
Gritty and witty, The Chicago Way is done the classic Raymond Chandler Way. Harvey's taut plot, snappy prose, and memorable characters make this debut novel a real winner.Collection: Witty
Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn’t expect that. “That’s it? That’s your witty comeback?” “Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.Collection: Witty
Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are.Collection: Witty
If you want to be witty, say what you think at all timesCollection: Witty
If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion.Collection: Witty
It's really crucial to achieve that balance with a film like this, cause it is unique and witty and then there's the tendency to force that. It becomes contrived and I know the feeling like, give me a fork that I can stab in my eye in those kinds of movies.Collection: Witty
A good church is a Bible-centered church. Nothing is as important as this--not a large congregation, a witty pastor, or tangible experiences of the Holy Spirit.Collection: Witty
When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia.Collection: Witty
Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.Collection: Witty
[On Italian:] One may almost call it a language that talks of itself, and always seems more witty than its speakers.Collection: Witty
Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earthCollection: Witty
Now it's virtually impossible to write a game that successfully provides challenge and frustration, and that's a shame. We are going to lose something that makes scientists, that makes doers, that makes hard-minded, witty, clever people, and I worry that those people aren't being made these days.Collection: Witty
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.Collection: Witty
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.Collection: Witty
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.Collection: Witty
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.Collection: Witty
Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.Collection: Witty
Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.Collection: Witty
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.Collection: Witty
What is perfectly true is perfectly witty.Collection: Witty
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.Collection: Witty
Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.Collection: Witty
Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night.Collection: Witty
Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.Collection: Witty
Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossibleCollection: Witty
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.Collection: Witty
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.Collection: Witty
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.Collection: Witty
But you want to know about the influence of books on my life, and as I've said, there was only one. Seneca. . .Maybe that sounds dull, but the letters aren't - they're witty. I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.Collection: Witty
For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness.Collection: Witty
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.Collection: Witty
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.Collection: Witty
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?Collection: Witty
I have never been able to understand the complaint that a story is "depressing" because of its subject matter. What depresses me are stories that don't seem to know these things go on, or hide them in resolute chipperness; "witty stories," in which every problem is the occasion for a joke; "upbeat" stories that flog you with transcendence. Please. We're grown ups now.Collection: Witty
When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld!Collection: Witty
A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.Collection: Witty
I can't sing very well but I'd like to try.Collection: Witty
I looked at Bria. “How do you put up with him?” Bria started to open her mouth, but Finn piped up instead. “She puts up with me because I happen to be rich, handsome, charming, a witty conversationalist, and exceptionally talented in bed,” he smirked. “Flexible too.” I groaned. “I did not need to hear those last two.Collection: Witty
I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.Collection: Witty
The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.Collection: Witty
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.Collection: Witty
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.Collection: Witty
Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar that is dumb, you know, may challenge double pity.Collection: Witty
The discovery of the good taste of bad taste can be very liberating. The man who insists on high and serious pleasures is depriving himself of pleasure; he continually restricts what he can enjoy; in the constant exercise of his good taste he will eventually price himself out of the market, so to speak. Here Camp taste supervenes upon good taste as a daring and witty hedonism. It makes the man of good taste cheerful, where before he ran the risk of being chronically frustrated. It is good for the digestion.Collection: Witty
It is a melancholy consideration that there should be several among us so hardened and deluded as to think an oath a proper subject for a jest; and to make this, which is one of the most solemn acts of religion, an occasion of mirth. Yet such is the depravation of our manners at present, that nothing is more frequent than to hear profligate men ridiculing, to the best of their abilities, these sacred pledges of their duty and allegiance; and endeavouring to be witty upon themselves, for daring to prevaricate with God and man.Collection: Witty