Top witty Quotes Collection - Page 9
Discover a curated collection of witty quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category. Page 9 provides more witty quotes.
Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price.Collection: Witty
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.Collection: Witty
My commentary's hilarious, not witty.Collection: Witty
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.Collection: Witty
My mama is my best friend. We have fun, we can talk about anything, she always is on my side but really quick to tell me when I'm wrong. That's a true friend. She's loyal, smart, witty and intelligent. She loves family and loves to travel. All the things I love!Collection: Witty
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.Collection: Witty
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.Collection: Witty
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.Collection: Witty
Don't let your life pass you by, weep not for the memories.Collection: Witty
I’m single because I was born that way.Collection: Witty
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.Collection: Witty
That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.Collection: Witty
The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all.Collection: Witty
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.Collection: Witty
I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.Collection: Witty
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.Collection: Witty
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.Collection: Witty