Zero Mostel
The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.Collection: Sarcastic
I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants... and horseshit.Collection: Nature
The heart is, truly, the source of love. The proof is that if you remove it from someone, they will almost certainly never love again.Collection: Heart
Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than HitlerCollection: Cooking
Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.Collection: Happiness