Wilfrid Sheed
One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers.Collection: Wisdom
The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
Every writer is a writer of the generation before.
I picked up the writing on the very day he died. It was the only consolation I could find.
The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change. "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."Collection: Sunshine
The only reason I didn't kill myself after I read the reviews of my first book was because we have two rivers in New York and I couldn't decide which one to jumo into.Collection: New York
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.Collection: Sarcastic
The worse we treat people in this country, the more delicately we talk about them.Collection: Country
I myself have not met a self‐confessed liberal since the late fifties (and even then it was a tacky thing to admit, like coming from the middle class or the Middle West, those two gloomy seedbeds of talent), yet hardly a day passes that I don't read another attack on the “typical liberal” — as it might be announcing a pest of dinosaurs or a plague of unicorns.Collection: Self
Whether or not Big Brother is watching us, we certainly have to watch him, which may be even worse.Collection: Brother
It is a fallacy to think that carping is the strongest form of criticism: the important work begins after the artist's mistakes have been pointed out, and the reviewer can't put it off indefinitely with sneers, although some neophytes might be tempted to try: "When in doubt, stick out your tongue" is a safe rule that never cost one any readers. But there's nothing strong about it, and it has nothing to do with the real business of criticism, which is to do justice to the best work of one's time, so that nothing gets lost.Collection: Strong
It's the old case against symbols: if you get them, they seem obvious and artificial, and if you don't, you miss the whole point.Collection: Missing
Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.Collection: Marriage
Saloons provide moments of genuine ecstasy - but only if your soul is at peace and the rest of your life bears contemplating. Otherwise, they are palaces of misery.Collection: Soul
Mankind has always made too much of its saints and heroes, and how the latter handle the fuss might be called their final test.Collection: Hero
Censors will try to censor a little bit more each year (because, like editors and other officious people, censors don't feel they are getting anywhere unless they are up and doing).Collection: Years
For now, I'm supposing that all movements are equal, which they're not, except in this respect: that none of them gives a damn about artists beyond their immediate utility. Good movements will use a writer just as ruthlessly as bad ones; since they all fancy they have better things to do than worry about one man's artistic survival.Collection: Artist
Mr Michener, as timeless as a stack of 'National Geographics,' is the ultimate Summer Writer. Just as one goes back to the cottage in Maine, so one goes back to one's Michener.Collection: Summer
Unnecessary customs live a brutally short life in America.Collection: Short Life
I rail against writers who talk about the loneliness of it all — what do they want, a crowd looking over their typewriters? Or those who talk about having to stare at a blank page — do they want someone to write on it?Collection: Loneliness
You noodle around with tempo and sound until you get the perfect fit for that particular song, and then, so long as you can sustain it, God is on your side and everything comes easily and even the waiters smile.Collection: Song
Books about suicide make lousy gifts.Collection: Suicide
Unlike most wars, which make rotten fiction in themselves - all plot and no characters, or made-up characters - Vietnam seems to be the perfect mix: the characters make the war, and the war unmakes the characters. The gods, fates, furies had a relatively small hand in it. The mess was man-made, a synthetic, by think tank out of briefing session.Collection: War
The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other.Collection: Character
The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic American sentence because there were so many things that could not be said any other way.Collection: Age
Beware the fictionist writing his own life. Even candor becomes a strategy.Collection: Writing
Suicide is about life, being in fact the sincerest form of criticism life gets.Collection: Death
How does one make a movie about decadence these days? Now that we're allowed to do it, it's too late.Collection: Doe
Baseball fans are pedants, there is no other kind.Collection: Baseball
The spiritual life becomes very simple when you're sick.Collection: Spiritual
For Catholics before Vatican II, the land of the free was pre-eminently the land of Sister Says-except, of course, for Sister, for whom it was the land of Father Says.Collection: Father
It is possible that the malice of writers has been overrated (by myself among others). Reading their ruminations on their craft, one sees why this writer could not possibly like that one, would indeed consider him a menace. Literature is a battleground of conflicting faiths, and nobler passions than envy are involved.Collection: Reading
Scott Fitzgerald is a sound you like to hear at certain times of the day, say at four in the afternoon and again late at night, and at other times it makes you slightly sick.Collection: Night
Mushy reviews are a breach of faithCollection: Reviews
People talk about talent as though it were some neutral substance that can be applied to anything. But talent is narrow and only functions with a very few subjects, which it is up to the writer to find.Collection: People
Of course, history is only a muddle of facts and a fuddle of professors, and anyone who thinks it is one clear voice saying "Arise, sir Knight" deserves a life sentence in Camelot.Collection: Thinking
As things now stand, the office is a slightly meaner battleground than the home. Male bosses seem to dominate their women underlings as they would never dominate their wives.Collection: Home
As you approach the presidency, no one seems worthy of it, since it wasn't designed for a human in the first place.Collection: Firsts