Top Idiot Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Idiot quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Mark Twain
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
- Mark Twain
Collection: Idiot
Image of Richard Stallman
Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.
- Richard Stallman
Collection: Idiot
Image of Laura Anne Gilman
Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.
- Laura Anne Gilman
Collection: Idiot
Image of Andrei Codrescu
There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.
- Andrei Codrescu
Collection: Idiot
Image of John Simon
It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.
- John Simon
Collection: Idiot
Image of Charles Stross
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
- Charles Stross
Collection: Idiot
Image of David Remnick
I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.
- David Remnick
Collection: Idiot
Image of Sherwood Smith
Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.
- Sherwood Smith
Collection: Idiot
Image of Bill Ballance
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
- Bill Ballance
Collection: Idiot
Image of Sark
Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal.
- Sark
Collection: Idiot
Image of Dino Stamatopoulos
The problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do.
- Dino Stamatopoulos
Collection: Idiot
Image of David Weinberger
This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.
- David Weinberger
Collection: Idiot
Image of Thomas Nashe
Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship!
- Thomas Nashe
Collection: Idiot
Image of Eric Frank Russell
Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.
- Eric Frank Russell
Collection: Idiot
Image of Kasey Kahne
I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.
- Kasey Kahne
Collection: Idiot
Image of Isla Fisher
I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.
- Isla Fisher
Collection: Idiot
Image of Clint Eastwood
Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.
- Clint Eastwood
Collection: Idiot
Image of Rio Ferdinand
For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry.
- Rio Ferdinand
Collection: Idiot
Image of Christopher Titus
You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.
- Christopher Titus
Collection: Idiot
Image of David Gilmour
Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live.
- David Gilmour
Collection: Idiot
Image of Jon Taffer
When I talk to idiots, I get loud!
- Jon Taffer
Collection: Idiot
Image of Stephen Hawking
When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.
- Stephen Hawking
Collection: Idiot
Image of Ernests Gulbis
In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!
- Ernests Gulbis
Collection: Idiot
Image of Tom Christiansen
Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.
- Tom Christiansen
Collection: Idiot
Image of Patrick Star
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
- Patrick Star
Collection: Idiot
Image of Jeff Lindsay
Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.
- Jeff Lindsay
Collection: Idiot
Image of Jeff Lindsay
She really did like me, the idiot.
- Jeff Lindsay
Collection: Idiot
Image of Brad Williams
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
- Brad Williams
Collection: Idiot
Image of Bill Maher
It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.
- Bill Maher
Collection: Idiot
Image of Abbi Glines
If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed
- Abbi Glines
Collection: Idiot
Image of Markus Zusak
Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.
- Markus Zusak
Collection: Idiot
Image of Vera Nazarian
To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!
- Vera Nazarian
Collection: Idiot
Image of Dennis Prager
To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere.
- Dennis Prager
Collection: Idiot
Image of Roger Rosenblatt
Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.
- Roger Rosenblatt
Collection: Idiot
Image of Walter Dean Myers
Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.
- Walter Dean Myers
Collection: Idiot
Image of Mark Twain
I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
Collection: Idiot
Image of Patricia Briggs
Any idiot can put up a website.
- Patricia Briggs
Collection: Idiot
Image of Flannery O'Connor
He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There were times when it became nothing but pure idiot mystery.
- Flannery O'Connor
Collection: Idiot
Image of Dorothy L. Sayers
Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.
- Dorothy L. Sayers
Collection: Idiot
Image of Tim Robbins
There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.
- Tim Robbins
Collection: Idiot
Image of Darren Shan
What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!
- Darren Shan
Collection: Idiot
Image of William P. Young
Did I hear God call me an idiot?
- William P. Young
Collection: Idiot
Image of Kid Rock
I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love.
- Kid Rock
Collection: Idiot
Image of Stephenie Meyer
Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot.
- Stephenie Meyer
Collection: Idiot
Image of Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Collection: Idiot
Image of William Blake
General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.
- William Blake
Collection: Idiot
Image of Jim Butcher
It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.
- Jim Butcher
Collection: Idiot
Image of Henny Youngman
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
- Henny Youngman
Collection: Idiot
Image of Woody Allen
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
- Woody Allen
Collection: Idiot
Image of Madonna Ciccone
I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my mood, and obviously it depends on where I am in my life. Yes, embracing myself - I'm working on that.
- Madonna Ciccone
Collection: Idiot