Patrick Star
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.Collection: People
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problemsCollection: Problem
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!Collection: Idiot
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.Collection: Mind
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.Collection: Cheer
Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.Collection: Losing
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.Collection: Jazz
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!Collection: Stupid
You cannot stop the unstoppableCollection: Unstoppable
A star on top will complete all the scenery!Collection: Stars
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!Collection: Loyal
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.Collection: Men