Bill Ballance
Falling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it's the real thing until it's too late.Collection: Falling In Love
When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.Collection: Love
When that hit the fan ... it was like an earthquake.Collection: Earthquakes
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.Collection: Idiot
Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has had very little success with either one.Collection: Littles