R. K. Milholland
We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.Collection: Success
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.Collection: Writing
Success only hurts the first time.Collection: Hurt
Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.Collection: Hurt
Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.Collection: Mistake
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.Collection: Old Things
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.Collection: Over You
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.Collection: Funny
Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.Collection: Loving Someone
Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.Collection: Winning
In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.Collection: Love You
Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?Collection: Nice
Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.Collection: Loss
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.Collection: Maturity
There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.Collection: Trust
Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.Collection: Cat
It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.Collection: Hurt
I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.Collection: Hard Times
Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.Collection: Faithful
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.Collection: Stupid
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.Collection: Love
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.Collection: Way
The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.Collection: Christian
Death likes it when you play hard to get.Collection: Play Hard
That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.Collection: Marriage
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.Collection: Children
Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.Collection: Friendship
I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.Collection: Matter
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.Collection: Exercise
Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.Collection: Feel Better
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.Collection: Sweet
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.Collection: Years
You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.Collection: Love
Desperate is not a sexual preference.Collection: Sex
Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.Collection: Simple
That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.Collection: Suicide
The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.Collection: Jesus
In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.Collection: Ends
People age even when you're not looking.Collection: People
You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.Collection: Love