Top Cat Quotes Collection
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What do you mean she left me the embryos? I'm supposed to get the cat.Collection: Cat
The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to CatCollection: Cat
Em, I am trying to have an important conversation!" shouted Seylin. "I will not change into a cat!Collection: Cat
Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itselfCollection: Cat
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.Collection: Cat
Cats definitely have their own opinions.Collection: Cat
Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures.Collection: Cat
My epitaph? My epitaph will be, 'Curiosity did not kill this cat'.Collection: Cat
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We got plenty of actors. So we don't need some cat from Cardiff-upon-Rosemary-upon-Thyme, or whatever the hell it is, playing people from Montana. And in the reverse, they got plenty of people from Cardiff-upon-Rosemary-upon-Thyme that they don't need our asses coming over there trying to do British accents.Collection: Cat
Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!" "Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said Strange. "That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.Collection: Cat
Curiosity did not kill the cat all by itself.Collection: Cat
You may have a cat in the room with you without anxiety about anything except eatables. The presence of a cat is positively soothing to a student.Collection: Cat
When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.Collection: Cat
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.Collection: Cat
The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and domestic values, but because the cat in quiescence is medicinal to irritable, tense, tortured men and women.Collection: Cat
God gave us cats so that we would have an example of how we treat Him-mainly that we totally ignore Him as we go about our lives, but when we want something we will start to purr and figuratively rub ourselves against His legs to gain His attention for our wants.Collection: Cat
If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back.Collection: Cat
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.Collection: Cat
Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats." "They look like cats. Like the big fluffy cat she's been stepped on and flattened to a big fluffy pancake cat," Alessandro argued.Collection: Cat
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.Collection: Cat
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!Collection: Cat
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.Collection: Cat
It is important for knitters to know two things about frogging: that cats are capable of this knitting action, and even seem to enjoy it and seek opportunities to do it; and that foul language is a normal, healthy accompaniment to frogging, whether it is you or the cat that accomplished the task.Collection: Cat
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.Collection: Cat
I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.Collection: Cat
When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.Collection: Cat
Sunday, January 27, 1884. -- There was another story in the paper a week or so since. A gentleman had a favourite cat whom he taught to sit at the dinner table where it behaved very well. He was in the habit of putting any scraps he left onto the cat's plate. One day puss did not take his place punctually, but presently appeared with two mice, one of which it placed on its master's plate, the other on its own.Collection: Cat
When I was working on The Wire with the other actors, scene after scene after scene, I felt like we were singing together. We were dancing together. I'm like, "This is the best ensemble I've ever worked with. I'm working with these cats? Holy mackerel, this is heaven."Collection: Cat
There is not room to swing a cat.Collection: Cat
There's nothing wrong with it. It's only a word. What's in a name? Nothing! Cats say, "Call me Muhammed so-and-so. "Collection: Cat
Cats have a sort of game they play when they meet. A player alternates between watching the strange cat and ignoring her, grooming or examining everything around herself - a dead leaf, a cloud - with complete absorption. It is almost accidental how the two cats approach, a sidelong step and then the sitting again. This often ends in a flurry of spitting and slashing claws, too fast to see clearly, and then one or the other (or both) of the cats leap out of range. The game can have one exchange or many - and is not so different from the first meetings of women.Collection: Cat
He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbirdCollection: Cat
Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.Collection: Cat
The 1st day, I stood in the kitchen leaning against the counter watching Annie feed the cats, and I knew I wanted to do that forever.Collection: Cat
Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf. ~Kane Tyler~Collection: Cat
I'm afraid of the general things that everyone is afraid of: a bump in the night that could be a cat or Death dragging his sickle across the room; losing my health; becoming homeless, never meeting George Clooney.Collection: Cat
I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."Collection: Cat
If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-work, you should acquire a cat . . .Collection: Cat
In the matter of animals I love only cats, but I love them unreasonably for their qualities and in spite of their numerous faults. I have only one, but I could not live without a cat.Collection: Cat
I was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at meCollection: Cat
The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.Collection: Cat
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.Collection: Cat
Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.Collection: Cat
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote.Collection: Cat
A cat is, by and large, sophisticated and complex, and capable of creating three-act plays around any single piece of action.Collection: Cat
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.Collection: Cat
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.Collection: Cat
To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own moralityCollection: Cat
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.Collection: Cat
No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.Collection: Cat