E. L. James
Never trust a man who can dance.Collection: Men
I think you can only be truly mad at someone you really love.Collection: True Love
It's very hard to grow up in a perfect family when you're not perfect.Collection: Family
I do not look at the world in terms of black and white - and I find people who do rather scary. I think it's all shades of grey.Collection: Black And White
There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other.Collection: Pain
Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.Collection: Giving
The best person to write for is yourself—and what better place to start than in a journal.Collection: Writing
It's much easier to wear your pain on the outside.Collection: Pain
Men aren't really complicated. They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they've said, when really it's obvious.Collection: Mean
Language evolves and moves on. It is an organic thing. It is not stuck in an ivory tower, hung with expensive works of art.Collection: Art
I came up with a story and I wrote it.Collection: Stories
If you've been married for 400 years, as I have, it's nice to experience first love again and you can vicariously through a book.Collection: Nice
I'm not a great writer.Collection: Great Writers
So you've just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn't love you. In fact, he has odd ideas about you, wants to make you some sort of kinky sex slave.Collection: Sex
I think women love to read love stories.Collection: Thinking
God forbid that women have fantasies.Collection: Fantasy
A controlling man, surely a mythical creature?Collection: Men
Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.Collection: Stories
I've set the bar quite high in terms of storytelling.Collection: Bars
The candle flame is too hot. It flickers and dances in the over-warm breeze, a breeze that brings no respite from the heat. Soft gossamer wings flutter to and fro in the dark, sprinkling dusty scaled in the circle of light. I'm struggling to resist, but I'm drawn. And then it's to bright, and I am flying too close to the sun, dazzled by the light, fried and melting from the heat, weary in my endeavers to stay airborn. I am so warm. The heat... It's stiffling, overpowering. It wakes me.Collection: Struggle
Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me. Perhaps I've spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.Collection: Hero
I cannot be with someone who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on me, someone who can't love meCollection: Pain
Any relationship that you have is about negotiation - anything - whether there is a written contract or not.Collection: Negotiation
People are talking about sex. They're talking about sex with their husbands. They're talking about sex with their girlfriends. They're talking about sex with their partners. And because of all of this communication, women are having much more intimate relationships, which is fantastic.Collection: Girlfriend
I think virgins are far more interesting to write about. If we've been around the block a few times, we know what to expect. Not so with virgins.Collection: Block
I'm looking forward to getting back to my house and my Ugg boots and not washing sometimes, and getting back to writing.Collection: Writing
My inner goddes has her sequins on and is warming up to dance the rumba.Collection: Rumba
I really like clever men who challenge you.Collection: Clever
Once you're in charge of your job, your house, your children, getting the food on the table, doing all of this, all of the time, it'd be nice for someone else to be in charge for a bit maybe.Collection: Jobs
I don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed.Collection: Thinking
All a writer wants is to be read, and people are so flattering and lovely. I mean, there are witches out there as well. But most are so kind.Collection: Mean
It's the fantasy of first love. If you've been married for 400 years, as I have, it's nice to experience first love again and you can vicariously through a book. And it is such a fantasy. It takes you away from doing the dishes and the laundry. I think of this as a contemporary romance rather than erotic fiction.Collection: Nice
Sometimes I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. Perhaps I’ve spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.Collection: Romance
I’d like to bite that lip.Collection: Book