Top Girlfriend Quotes Collection
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Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from seventh grade. Then it whacks you on the back of the head, takes you straight to your knees before you realize what hit you. Other times you can see it coming, just a dot on the horizon, but you're like a canary in a cage. All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.Collection: Girlfriend
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.Collection: Girlfriend
I hang on to the statement of scientists that there is no time. Therefore, join me in telling everyone you are thirty-two. This allows me to go after young men and plan grabbing husbands from my girlfriends. Choosing to live in the timeless, I am now at the easiest and happiest time of my life.Collection: Girlfriend
Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.Collection: Girlfriend
It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain needs. I can see how at the first opportunity you'd just have to get out there and - sow.Collection: Girlfriend
In fact, every woman I met seemed disposable and replaceable. I was experiencing seducer's paradox: The better a seducer I became, the less I loved women. Success was no longer defined by getting laid or finding a girlfriend, but by how well I performed.Collection: Girlfriend
I'm not into jewelry. I've got some earrings but they're not too expensive. There are guys who drop a hundred grand for a chain. The public's got it right - a lot of NBA stars are arrogant and like to spend lots of money and have lots of girlfriends and all that.Collection: Girlfriend
Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.Collection: Girlfriend
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.Collection: Girlfriend
You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.Collection: Girlfriend
I only have girlfriends now who make me a better person.Collection: Girlfriend
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.Collection: Girlfriend
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yetCollection: Girlfriend
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.Collection: Girlfriend
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.Collection: Girlfriend
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences on a world you never yourself were a part of. A decent number of the one-liners in the title story originally came up in conversations with my girlfriend or my neighbor.Collection: Girlfriend
I feel there's so much pressure, especially for women, to declare what their life's going to be and what their career is, and are you married yet? Are you single? But you're 30. And girlfriends are so important. You can have a boyfriend or husband when you're 30, but you still need your girlfriends.Collection: Girlfriend
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.Collection: Girlfriend
A lot of times people will send me stuff. They will find something and they will send it to me and then I will take a look at it. Every once in awhile I will go on IMDB for 10 or 15 minutes and look around. But I am not a huge gearhead. I don't even have my own computer. I use my girlfriends.Collection: Girlfriend
George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.Collection: Girlfriend
I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend.Collection: Girlfriend
I believe that one becomes stronger emotionally by taking life less personally. If your employer criticizes your report, don't take it personally. Instead, find out what's needed and fix it. If your girlfriend laughs at your tie, don't take it personally. Find another tie or find another girlfriend.Collection: Girlfriend
I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed in by their families. I'm a very, very lucky man.Collection: Girlfriend
I have never been in a situation thankfully where I haven't gotten along with my girlfriend's parents. I've been very lucky to have girlfriends that have had such amazing families that have brought me in.Collection: Girlfriend
I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.Collection: Girlfriend
Men don't like me. I haven't been on a date for six months. I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club.Collection: Girlfriend
Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with minor luxuries and ensnared you with long-term payment plans. Join the Rat Race "just for a while." Concentrate on your career "just for a while." Move in with your girlfriend "just for a while." Find a bigger place, out in the burbs "just for a while." Lie down in that wooden box "just for a while.Collection: Girlfriend
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record tends to suggest that of all species that exist on the planet, it has so far been exclusively humans to whom I find myself sexually attracted. This is a good thing legally if nothing else.Collection: Girlfriend
I'm married now, but back when I had girlfriends, you were always wondering if they liked you, and if you liked them enough. You're together, but the smallest thing could make one of you go 'You know what? This isn't working!Collection: Girlfriend
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my books.Collection: Girlfriend
Girlfriends' code. What's discussed with girlfriends stays with girlfriends.Collection: Girlfriend
I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.Collection: Girlfriend
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.Collection: Girlfriend
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.Collection: Girlfriend
To know other people thought he'd made a mistake vindicated me. I wasn't a bad girlfriend, he was simply going through a period of temporary insanity and he'd come to his senses soon.Collection: Girlfriend
Dora appeared, placing Alex's coffee in front of him."Your girlfriend is a wonder, honey,"she siad to him, squeezing willows shoulder. Willow's smile turned strained at the word "girlfriend. He could see her wanting to correct the woman and then deciding to let it pass.Collection: Girlfriend
If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.Collection: Girlfriend
People are talking about sex. They're talking about sex with their husbands. They're talking about sex with their girlfriends. They're talking about sex with their partners. And because of all of this communication, women are having much more intimate relationships, which is fantastic.Collection: Girlfriend
When I got fired, I had a feeling of loss because Viacom had been a passionate long-term relationship. But I got my balance back. I guess its like getting jilted by a girlfriend, a serious girlfriend. You move on.Collection: Girlfriend
When I was 18, I went to a Baptist church with my girlfriend, and had a breakthrough when a pastor laid hands on me on an altar call. I wept that evening and realized how numb I had become with God and how He was calling to me for restoration. I received that blessing and went on to raising my three children in a Lutheran Church in the Bay Area as a member of Journey.Collection: Girlfriend
Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one, shake his hand, and smile. Then wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.Collection: Girlfriend
My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show them what a big mistake they had made.Collection: Girlfriend
Life without you is like a broken pencil, there's no point.Collection: Girlfriend
They kept asking me over and over again whether I was having a romance with Hitler. Are you Hitler's girlfriend? I laughed and answered the same way each time: No, those are false rumours. I only made documentaries for him.Collection: Girlfriend
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee... Yeah, she stormed right out of that Starbucks.Collection: Girlfriend
More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.Collection: Girlfriend
To be born as a human being is a rare thing, something to be grateful for. But being born as a human being is worthless if you spend your whole life in a mental hospital. It is worthless if you worry about not having money. It is worthless if you become neurotic because you cannot get a prestigious job. It is worthless if you weep because you lose your girlfriend.Collection: Girlfriend
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worker. 'This is your box, and you're not allowed to stray outside of it.'Collection: Girlfriend
Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.Collection: Girlfriend