Bryan Lee O'Malley
Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it's just good to know that you're not the only one who doesn't know.Collection: Knowing
Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.Collection: World
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.Collection: Thinking
There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.Collection: Fun
Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone.Collection: Hate
This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'Collection: Music
I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of senseCollection: Mind
When you do your first book, you're just like, "This is my work." And it's just this whole other world that you throw yourself into.Collection: Book
I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuckCollection: Rivers
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.Collection: Children
When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.Collection: Looks
I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part.Collection: Sometimes
Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.Collection: Mean
Let's be friends based on mutual hate.Collection: Hate
All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true.Collection: Stupid
I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days. But I guess I try to tone that down.Collection: Trying
Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?Collection: Girl
I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those upCollection: Choices
Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?Collection: Guy
I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time.Collection: Talking
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!Collection: Mother
Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.Collection: Alive
Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.Collection: Gay
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?Collection: Monday
These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.Collection: Silly
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!Collection: Needs
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.Collection: Should Have
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.Collection: Faces
What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey." -"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?Collection: White
I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into Neil Young. That was the grunge era, and he was considered cool againCollection: School
My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part. Then there are the occasional fans who are like, "Ah, video games!"Collection: Games
I remember talking to someone who is vegan. At the time, I would hear a lot of outrageous claims from vegans about the good that being a vegan can do for you, for your health and whatnot. I remember someone once told me vegans don't sweat, so I started my mind going.Collection: Talking
I'm 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends.Collection: Trying
Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit.Collection: Book