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Image of Mos Def
Man, I smashed her like an Idaho Potato
- Mos Def
Collection: Sex
Image of Tori Amos
I survived this torture which left me paralyzed for years. That's what that night was all about, mutilation, more than violence through sex. I really do feel as though I was psychologically mutilated that night and now I'm trying to put the pieces back together again. Through love, not hatred. And through my music. My strength has been to open again, to life, and my victory is the fact that, despite it all, I kept alive my vulnerability.
- Tori Amos
Collection: Sex
Image of Jackie Collins
If you want to have great sex, find a partner who really turns you on. Pills are merely props, and props can turn out to be a big drag.
- Jackie Collins
Collection: Sex
Image of Larry David
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
- Larry David
Collection: Sex
Image of Doug Benson
I have been in kind of a sexual dry spell lately. In the past few years I've only had sex in months that end in arch... in years that have an Olympics.
- Doug Benson
Collection: Sex
Image of Rodney Dangerfield
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Collection: Sex
Image of Rodney Dangerfield
I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Collection: Sex
Image of Mara Wilson
I knew I didn't want to put anything down in writing about the first time that I had sex. I knew that I didn't want to do that.
- Mara Wilson
Collection: Sex
Image of Roald Dahl
Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.
- Roald Dahl
Collection: Sex
Image of Phyllis Diller
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
- Phyllis Diller
Collection: Sex
Image of Bill Cosby
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
- Bill Cosby
Collection: Sex
Image of Alice Cooper
Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.
- Alice Cooper
Collection: Sex
Image of Riane Eisler
war and the 'war of the sexes' are neither divinely nor biologically ordained.
- Riane Eisler
Collection: Sex
Image of Charles Darwin
The chief distinction in the intellectual powers of the two sexes is shown by mans attaining to a higher eminence, in whatever he takes up, than the woman. Whether deep thought, reason, or imagination or merely the use of the senses and hands.....We may also infer.....The average mental power in man must be above that of woman.
- Charles Darwin
Collection: Sex
Image of Greg Proops
You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?
- Greg Proops
Collection: Sex
Image of Bette Davis
Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.
- Bette Davis
Collection: Sex
Image of Nia Long
Weave sex is a little awkward.
- Nia Long
Collection: Sex
Image of Dane Cook
Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.
- Dane Cook
Collection: Sex
Image of Salvador Dali
Physiological expenditure is a superficial way of self-expression. People who incline toward physical love accomplish nothing at all.
- Salvador Dali
Collection: Sex
Image of Charles Darwin
When the sexes differ in beauty, in the power of singing, or in producing what I have called instrumental music, it is almost invariably the male which excels the female.
- Charles Darwin
Collection: Sex
Image of Bette Davis
The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.
- Bette Davis
Collection: Sex
Image of Louis C. K.
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
- Louis C. K.
Collection: Sex
Image of Paulo Coelho
Well, by accepting that sex is a physical manifestation of God, and that is not a sin-it is a blessing.
- Paulo Coelho
Collection: Sex
Image of Ann Coulter
[Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control.
- Ann Coulter
Collection: Sex
Image of Charles Dickens
He was the meekest of his sex, the mildest of little men. He sidled in and out of a room, to take up the less space. He walked as softly as the Ghost in Hamlet, and more slowly. He carried his head on one side, partly in modest depreciation of himself, partly in modest propitiation of everybody else.
- Charles Dickens
Collection: Sex
Image of Rodney Dangerfield
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Collection: Sex
Image of Rodney Dangerfield
My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
- Rodney Dangerfield
Collection: Sex
Image of Rodney Dangerfield
All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Collection: Sex
Image of Claire Danes
I don't want to be coy. It's so important for me to be as genuine as possible, so I don't want to stop when it comes to rendering sex the way that most people have it, which is unclothed.
- Claire Danes
Collection: Sex
Image of Roxane Gay
Don’t flirt, have sex, or engage in emotional affairs with your friends’ significant others. This shouldn’t need to be said, but it needs to be said. That significant other is an asshole, and you don’t want to be involved with an asshole who’s used goods. If you want to be with an asshole, get a fresh asshole of your very own. They are abundant.
- Roxane Gay
Collection: Sex
Image of Ani DiFranco
It's the ground that we walk on, it's where we sit, it's the language that we use. It's a difficult undertaking, but I think without healing that and creating more of a balance between the sexes, we will never have balance globally. I feel like I am going deeper and deeper into this space where I came from that I barely understood.
- Ani DiFranco
Collection: Sex
Image of Mason Cooley
Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee.
- Mason Cooley
Collection: Sex
Image of Bill Engvall
Martial sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.
- Bill Engvall
Collection: Sex
Image of Bill Engvall
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.
- Bill Engvall
Collection: Sex
Image of Billy Connolly
American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.
- Billy Connolly
Collection: Sex
Image of Mason Cooley
Only death goes deeper than sex.
- Mason Cooley
Collection: Sex
Image of Humphry Davy
This sentiment of self-contempt is a frequent one in young people of both sexes. Their valuation of themselves varies as much as the barometer, and is as much affected by outward causes.
- Humphry Davy
Collection: Sex
Image of Larry David
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
- Larry David
Collection: Sex
Image of Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Collection: Sex
Image of Don DeLillo
Capital burns off the nuance in a culture. Foreign investment, global markets, corporate acquisitions, the flow of information through transnational media, the attenuating influence of money that's electronic and sex that's cyberspaced, untouched money and computer-safe sex, the convergence of consumer desire--not that people want the same things, necessarily, but that they want the same range of choices.
- Don DeLillo
Collection: Sex
Image of Paulo Coelho
Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.
- Paulo Coelho
Collection: Sex
Image of Ann Coulter
Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.
- Ann Coulter
Collection: Sex
Image of Richard Flanagan
I think it's common sense to shy away from the erotic. Perhaps this grand experiment, which started with Lady Chatterley's Lover, of seeing what you can write and how you can write about sex, has reached a certain weary terminus with Fifty Shades of Grey.
- Richard Flanagan
Collection: Sex
Image of Mason Cooley
A dirty mind is a rich inner resource.
- Mason Cooley
Collection: Sex
Image of Mason Cooley
Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either.
- Mason Cooley
Collection: Sex
Image of Alice Cooper
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
- Alice Cooper
Collection: Sex
Image of Alix Kates Shulman
I don't really think myself that sex work is necessarily more demeaning than other kinds of demeaning work.
- Alix Kates Shulman
Collection: Sex
Image of Salvador Dali
I tried sex once with a woman and that woman was Gala. It was overrated. I tried sex once with a man and that man was the famous juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist poet]. It was very painful.
- Salvador Dali
Collection: Sex
Image of Taylor Schilling
There's always that jumping off place when you're doing a sex scene when you can tell the crew's like, 'OK, it's comin'. At this point, it's actually not a big deal.
- Taylor Schilling
Collection: Sex