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Image of Humphrey Bogart
Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally.
- Humphrey Bogart
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Image of Susan Elizabeth Phillips
He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. Although he liked his Jelly Belly's mixed up, he didn't like banana, but, since it took too much effort to pull them out himself, he generally tried to talk someone else into doing it. If that didn't work, he just ate 'em. - Kenny Traveler
- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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Image of Karl Pilkington
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
- Karl Pilkington
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Image of Rick Riordan
Nut shrugged. "Set had always been Set, for better or worse. But he is still part of our family. It is difficult to lose any member of your family . . . is it not?
- Rick Riordan
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Image of James Patterson
There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.
- James Patterson
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Image of Susan Sontag
The writer must be four people: 1) The nut, the obsede 2) The moron 3) The stylist 4) The critic. 1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence.
- Susan Sontag
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Image of Bertrand Russell
Experience has taught me a technique for dealing with such people [...] I counter the devotees of the Great Pyramid by adoration of the Sphinx; and the devotee of nuts by pointing out that hazelnuts and walnuts are as deleterious as other foods and only Brazil nuts should be tolerated. But when I was younger I had not yet acquired this technique, with the result that my contacts with cranks were sometimes alarming.
- Bertrand Russell
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Image of Gregory David Roberts
Anything that can be put in a nut shell should remain there.
- Gregory David Roberts
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Image of Ramakrishna
Dislodging a green nut from it's shell is almost impossible, but let it dry and the lightest tap will do it.
- Ramakrishna
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Image of A. A. Milne
That's right," said Eeyore. "Sing. Umty-tiddly, umty-too. Here we go gathering Nuts and May. Enjoy yourself." "I am," said Pooh.
- A. A. Milne
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Image of George Saunders
America, to me, should be shouting all the time, a bunch of shouting voices, most of them wrong, some of them nuts, but please, not just one droning glamourous reasonable voice.
- George Saunders
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Image of Dennis Miller
Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.
- Dennis Miller
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Image of Jeaniene Frost
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin!
- Jeaniene Frost
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Image of Rick Riordan
Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts.
- Rick Riordan
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Image of Bram Stoker
I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.
- Bram Stoker
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Image of P. J. O'Rourke
If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.
- P. J. O'Rourke
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Image of Jack Nicholson
I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else.
- Jack Nicholson
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Image of Karen Marie Moning
The paranoid one's wards are still active. They keep me several feet from the building." "But not his car," I said, a smile tugging at my lips. Barrons would go nuts if he knew that V'lane had touched his Viper. And stretched out on it nude? He'd have an aneurysm.
- Karen Marie Moning
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Image of Gilda Radner
What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to death or eat yourself to death, or you can do everything right and be healthy and then get hit by a car. Life is so great, such a neat thing, and yet all during it we have to face death, which can make you nuts and depressed.
- Gilda Radner
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Image of Kurt Vonnegut
There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
- Kurt Vonnegut
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Image of Nina Simone
I'm a nut for Bach as a composer.
- Nina Simone
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Image of Oliver Stone
I do have a side as a citizen, and I've always expressed it, and that's where I've gotten into misunderstandings, because some people see me as a leftist nut or whatever. A conspiracy nut. All that stuff. These are definitions that don't really apply to a dramatist, because a dramatist is working from empathy.
- Oliver Stone
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Image of Lawrence Block
Everybody's weird, fundamentally everybody is a snap. Sometimes it's a sexual thing and sometimes it's a different kind of weirdness, but one way or another everybody's nuts.
- Lawrence Block
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Image of Gordon Ramsay
If you become a chef because you're obsessed by becoming a celebrity, getting my ass kicked and working my nuts off the way I did in France and getting pushed around those kitchens wasn't about becoming famous.
- Gordon Ramsay
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Image of Ilona Andrews
People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts.
- Ilona Andrews
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Image of Edward Abbey
I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts.
- Edward Abbey
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Image of Paul Newman
I really just can't watch myself. I see all the machinery at work and it just drives me nuts.
- Paul Newman
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Image of Paul Newman
I cannot bear to look at a film that I made before 1990. Maybe 1985. There's no sense even trying to explain it. I really just can't watch myself. I see all the machinery at work and it just drives me nuts, so I don't look at anything.
- Paul Newman
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Image of Robert Pattinson
Since the day I finished shooting there's been at least one person come up to me every single day and then after the trailer came out, at least four. It's absolutely bizarre to me. This was before there was any systematic promotion of the movie. It's just completely nuts.
- Robert Pattinson
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Image of Aimee Bender
You try, you seem totally nuts, you go underground.
- Aimee Bender
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Image of Horace
There is nothing hard inside the olive; nothing hard outside the nut.
- Horace
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Image of Nas
God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts
- Nas
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Image of Jason Reitman
It’s funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made! But even a quite good romantic comedy.
- Jason Reitman
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Image of Karen Chance
They-" He stopped and just blinked at me for a minute. "You know, people are always saying that you're cuckoo. Looney Tunes. Off the freaking edge. But I tell 'em, no, she's okay. She's got some...anger management issues. But you know what? They're right. You're nuts.
- Karen Chance
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Image of Bob Saget
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
- Bob Saget
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Image of Ilona Andrews
Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.
- Ilona Andrews
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Image of Plautus
He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.
- Plautus
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Image of John Steinbeck
A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.
- John Steinbeck
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Image of William Shakespeare
Sweetest nut hath sourest rind.
- William Shakespeare
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Image of Jon Stewart
Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.
- Jon Stewart
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Image of Nalini Singh
As her skin sizzled under the delicious heat, she supposed she should’ve been giving serious thought to the lunacy of what she was doing playing with a vampire, who was, for all his charm, as lethal as a stiletto across the throat. But then again, most of her friends already thought she was half a nut short of a fruitcake. Why disappoint?
- Nalini Singh
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Image of Zygmunt Bauman
We have found ourselves in the period of "interregnum": the old works no more, the new is not yet born. But the awareness that without it being born we are all marked for demise, is already much alive, as is the awareness that the hard nut we must urgently crack is not the presence of "too many poor", but "too many rich".
- Zygmunt Bauman
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Image of Dan Brown
Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts.
- Dan Brown
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Image of CM Punk
I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.
- CM Punk
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Image of Derek Sivers
It was the first follower that transformed the lone nut into a leader.
- Derek Sivers
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Image of Nachman of Breslov
Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them.
- Nachman of Breslov
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Image of Charles Bukowski
Belane, are you nuts?" Who knows? Insanity is comparative. Who sets the norm?
- Charles Bukowski
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Image of Sharon Gannon
Flesh isn't the only source of protein. You can get all the protein you need from a varied plant-based diet. Protein is found in greens, veggies, beans, grains, nuts & seeds, avocados and so on. And there is no need to consume these foods in any special combination.
- Sharon Gannon
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