Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.Collection: Best
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.Collection: Valentines
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.Collection: Gardening
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.Collection: Work
A writer wants something more than money for his work: he wants permanence.Collection: Money
You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.Collection: Brainy
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.Collection: Education
Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.Collection: Money
War is something of man's own fostering, and if all mankind renounces it, then it is no longer there.Collection: War
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the thing you can't hear, and not bothering.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?'
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course.
I gave up writing children's books. I wanted to escape from them as I had once wanted to escape from 'Punch': as I have always wanted to escape. In vain.
I am sure of this: that no one can write a book which children will like unless he write it for himself first.
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
Is 'The Wind in the Willows' a children's book? Is 'Alice in Wonderland?' Is 'Treasure Island?' These are masterpieces which we read with pleasure as children, but with how much more pleasure when we are grown-up.
A clever conjurer is welcome anywhere, and those of us whose powers of entertainment are limited to the setting of booby-traps or the arranging of apple-pie beds must view with envy the much greater tribute of laughter and applause which is the lot of the prestidigitator with some natural gift for legerdemain.
I suppose that every one of us hopes secretly for immortality; to leave, I mean, a name behind him which will live forever in this world, whatever he may be doing, himself, in the next.
If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.Collection: Friendship
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.Collection: Love
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.Collection: Relationship
Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.Collection: Relationship
Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.Collection: Favorite Day
If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.Collection: Love
Don't underestimate the value of Doing NothingCollection: Happiness
In the quiet hours when we are alone and there is nobody to tell us what fine fellows we are, we come sometimes upon a moment in which we wonder, not how much money we are earning, nor how famous we have become, but what good we are doing.Collection: Earning
I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen.Collection: Children
A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.Collection: Inspirational
One of the advantages of being disorganized is the joy of discovery.Collection: Discovery
Piglet: "How do you spell 'love'?" Winnie the Pooh: "You don't spell it...you feel it."Collection: Love
The things that make me different are the things that make me.Collection: Inspirational
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.Collection: Funny
Love is taking a few steps backward, maybe even more ... to give way to the happiness of the person you love.Collection: Love Is
Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart, it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.Collection: Motivational
Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and will not try - A bird with wings who dares not rise and fly.Collection: Time
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.Collection: Best Friend
The average man finds life very uninteresting as it is. And I think the reason why is that he is always waiting for something to happen to him instead of setting to work to make things happenCollection: Men
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.Collection: Inspirational
Pay attention to where you are going because without meaning you might get nowhere.Collection: Attention