Top Nuts Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Nuts quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Scott Adams
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
- Scott Adams
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Image of John Sandford
Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.
- John Sandford
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Image of Joanne Greenberg
At least being nuts is being somewhere.
- Joanne Greenberg
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Image of Joanne Greenberg
A nut is someone whose noose broke.
- Joanne Greenberg
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Image of Gary Player
I rarely eat red meat and only occasionally eat fish. Plant based foods are my main source of nutrition along with nuts, fruits, brown breads and grains.
- Gary Player
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Image of Mike Myers
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
- Mike Myers
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Image of Jennifer Crusie
You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony
- Jennifer Crusie
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Image of Cindy Gerard
Wrangler butts drive me nuts.
- Cindy Gerard
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Image of Brion Gysin
What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!
- Brion Gysin
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Image of Glenn Turner
And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak tree was once a nut just like me.
- Glenn Turner
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Image of Bernard Hopkins
I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.
- Bernard Hopkins
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Image of Richard Jeni
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
- Richard Jeni
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Image of Kenneth Clarke
I am certainly not a blogger. Quite a large proportion of them are nuts and extremists - with the honourable exception of the culture secretary.
- Kenneth Clarke
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Image of John Evelyn
Chestnuts are delicacies for princes and a lusty and masculine food for rusticks, and able to make women well-complexioned.
- John Evelyn
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Image of Gordon Lightfoot
I'm a little nuts. I'm a lot nuts. All I know is that in the midst of the madness of this world it's my therapy. The music touches my heartstrings.
- Gordon Lightfoot
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Image of John Candy
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
- John Candy
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Image of Bill Bruford
Drummers haven't managed to develop their individuality quite as well as guitarists have. We can be so focused on the nuts and bolts that we overlook the importance of individuality - the broader picture, if you will.
- Bill Bruford
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Image of Aries Spears
How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?
- Aries Spears
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Image of Gaby Hoffmann
I'm interested in acting because I'm interested in exploring humanity, and we're all nuts, we're all damaged, and we're all gorgeous, so anything less than that is dishonest to me.
- Gaby Hoffmann
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Image of Timothy Ball
Attributing global climate change to human CO₂ production is akin to trying to diagnose an automotive problem by ignoring the engine (analogous to the Sun in the climate system) and the transmission (water vapour) and instead focusing entirely, not on one nut on a rear wheel (which would be analogous to total CO2) but on one thread on that nut, which represents the human contribution.
- Timothy Ball
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Image of Danny Baker
To be extraordinarily happy and to have no concern for money drives some people nuts.
- Danny Baker
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Image of Paula Danziger
Pistachio nuts, the red ones, cure any problem.
- Paula Danziger
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Image of Jack O'Neill
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
- Jack O'Neill
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Image of Lykke Li
You can't stay in the desert, you go nuts after 24 hours.
- Lykke Li
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Image of Greg Gutfeld
Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.
- Greg Gutfeld
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Image of Mick LaSalle
Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise...a little nuts and really funny.
- Mick LaSalle
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Image of Christine Lavin
There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts.
- Christine Lavin
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Image of George Hackenschmidt
The purest natural food for human beings would be fresh, uncooked food and nuts. A fare which consists of three-quarters of vegetable food and one-quarter meat would appear to be the most satisfactory.
- George Hackenschmidt
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Image of Eddie Van Halen
Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts
- Eddie Van Halen
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Image of David Cunliffe
I want to get down to the nuts and bolts of what is actually going to change to lift New Zealands economic performance.
- David Cunliffe
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Image of Rafe Martin
People who don't have stories in their cultures go nuts.
- Rafe Martin
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Image of Beau Bokan
I had a vision of what it would look like if like seventy people at the same time went nuts and sprayed water everywhere.
- Beau Bokan
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Image of Lyndon B. Johnson
The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
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Image of Lubos Motl
I wonder how Feynman would feel if he had to be talking to not just a few nuts of this kind but e.g. to 2,500 similar nuts who would be moreover described by the media as good scientists, if not the best ones in the world. ;-) Good for him that he managed to die in time.
- Lubos Motl
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Image of David Alan Basche
Frasier and Friends and Seinfeld, they all pissed each other off, said the wrong thing, drove each other nuts, but in the end, it turns out they'd do anything for their friends. TV Land has really found that formula.
- David Alan Basche
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Image of Jane Velez-Mitchell
Theres no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains.
- Jane Velez-Mitchell
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Image of Lawrence Lessig
We are on the cusp of this time where I can say, "I speak as a citizen of the world" without others saying, "God, what a nut."
- Lawrence Lessig
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Image of Jerusha Hess
I don't have to do much. What I was surprised at and the challenge was that dealing with an ensemble cast who are in scenes together everyday all day, that is a challenge. It's a challenge to make sure everyone get as much coverage and attention, it got just kind of competitive. I loved it because it made it funnier, but the improv went nuts. People were like, "Oh wait. I have something better to say." "Now, I'm going to say..."
- Jerusha Hess
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Image of Sunny Mabrey
I went a little nuts in my twenties, but I just turned thirty and I feel, like, older now.
- Sunny Mabrey
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Image of Christopher Allsopp
The settle, followed by 10 for power will give you that grasp on their nuts that you need. Once you've got that, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze and squeeze and don't ever let up! You'll just be breaking 1500 meters down when you hear them yelp. Listen for the yelp, and then bring it into the dock.
- Christopher Allsopp
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Image of James Monroe Iglehart
I do enjoy that folks [ Howard Ashman, Tim Rice and Chad Beguelin] really get into [ Aladdin ] because I enjoy getting it. I love it where you just get to go nuts. Ninety percent of what you hear, he wrote. There's ten percent that he let me play around with in the studio and actually put in the script if it was funny enough.
- James Monroe Iglehart
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Image of Roseanne Barr
Being nuts is its own reward.
- Roseanne Barr
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Image of Max Tundra
I'm a bit of a control freak, so I always appreciate being inside the nuts and bolts of the music - I don't like newer programs that paper over your cracks.
- Max Tundra
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Image of Maurice Sendak
There's a mystery there, a clue, a nut, a bolt, and if I put it together, I find me.
- Maurice Sendak
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Image of Anne Bronte
All true histories contain instruction; though, in some, the treasure may be hard to find, and when found, so trivial in quantity, that the dry, shriveled kernel scarcely compensates for the trouble of cracking the nut.
- Anne Bronte
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Image of Ted Nugent
We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.
- Ted Nugent
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Image of Rick Riordan
That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.
- Rick Riordan
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Image of Elizabeth Taylor
John Wayne is as tough as an old nut and as soft as a yellow ribbon.
- Elizabeth Taylor
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