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Image of George Michael
I guess I was about 15. I wore glasses at the time, and I remember [first girlfriend] sitting on the floor at a party, one of those school parties where everyone is getting off with each other. I remember her taking my glasses off and saying something very complimentary about my eyes or whatever, and I was just so pissed off because I was convinced she was taking the piss out of me.
- George Michael
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Stephenie Meyer
I think there are many feminists who would say that I am not a feminist. I love women, I have a lot of girlfriends, I admire them, they make so much more sense to me than men, and I feel like the world is a better place when women are in charge. So that kind of by default makes me a feminist. I love working in a female world.
- Stephenie Meyer
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Bob Saget
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
- Bob Saget
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Tracee Ellis Ross
[Black-ish creator] Kenya Bariss wrote on Girlfriends. We've been friendly since then. He sent me [the pilot] and said, "I wrote it for you." But I know what that means in this industry.
- Tracee Ellis Ross
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Aisha Tyler
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery—much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
- Aisha Tyler
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Bill Murray
Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.' Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point.
- Bill Murray
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Gloria Steinem
I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger.
- Gloria Steinem
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Rachel Caine
You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.
- Rachel Caine
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Brian Molko
I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies.
- Brian Molko
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Greg Behrendt
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
- Greg Behrendt
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Emo Philips
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.
- Emo Philips
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Emo Philips
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
- Emo Philips
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Rick Riordan
Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit." Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.
- Rick Riordan
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Gayle Forman
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.
- Gayle Forman
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Taylor Swift
For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that's taking something that potentially should be celebrated - a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way - that's taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.
- Taylor Swift
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Melissa Marr
I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend.
- Melissa Marr
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Rachel Vincent
Vanity, right?" Nash reappeared in the living room with an open bag of potato chips. "I nominate my venerable brother. He likes to play hero, and one look at him should establish the vanity angle." "Nash!" I really shouldn't have been surprised by the dig. But I was. "What?" He raised one brow at me in challenge. "It's okay to call me jealous, but not to call him vain?" "Awareness of one's obvious advantages doesn't imply vanity," Tod insisted calmly. Nash turned on him. "Does it imply narcissism?" Tod huffed. "This coming from the guy who owns more hair products than his girlfriend.
- Rachel Vincent
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Rachel Vincent
And the truth was that most of Nash's friends weren't that bad. Their girlfriends were another story. Speaking of bloodthirsty hyenas...
- Rachel Vincent
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of P. J. O'Rourke
Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.
- P. J. O'Rourke
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Abbi Glines
You're with me, Sadie. When you're off the clock, you're not my employee. You're my.. Air." I frowned at him. "Your air?" He grinned. "Well, girlfriend seems to be a shallow word for what I feel for you.
- Abbi Glines
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Kate Winslet
I like the diversity that my children are exposed to every day. I love the way their brains work. Joe [her son] turns to me the other day and says, ‘One day, I will have a girlfriend. But I might have a boyfriend. If I’m gay.’ He’s 7! And I said, ‘You might have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, darling.’ And he said, ‘Which would you prefer?’ And I said, ‘My love, that would be entirely up to you, and it doesn’t make any difference to me.’ But that he knows! It’s a real privilege. Talk about the best education.
- Kate Winslet
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Michael Owen
A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away
- Michael Owen
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Rick Riordan
My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and — oh, yeah — head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.
- Rick Riordan
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Mike Tyson
I'm happy because - I'm not doing anything deceitful, I think, to my family. I'm successful because I don't have to sleep with one of my friends' girlfriends or wife or something. That's why I'm successful, that's success to me. I'm not dead, I'm not in the gutter - that's success to me.
- Mike Tyson
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Zoe Saldana
On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a bit of a canker sore.
- Zoe Saldana
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Edward Snowden
Initially I was very encouraged. Unfortunately, the mainstream media now seems far more interested in what I said when I was 17 or what my girlfriend looks like rather than, say, the largest program of suspicionless surveillance in human history.
- Edward Snowden
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Rita Rudner
Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
- Rita Rudner
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Dorothy Allison
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
- Dorothy Allison
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Meg Cabot
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now.
- Meg Cabot
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of William Lane Craig
If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you.
- William Lane Craig
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Henry Cavill
When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up, man. You've gotta play your cards exactly right.
- Henry Cavill
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of P. C. Cast
As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense. (Zoey Redbird)
- P. C. Cast
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Emmy Rossum
Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.
- Emmy Rossum
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Jerry Bruckheimer
I think the best thing you can do when you go and see a movie is to bring somebody along who really enjoys the film with you. I think this is one of those movies... it wouldn't be their first choice. But once they're in there and they see the enjoyment that not only they're getting, but also their wife or their girlfriend then it makes for a much more pleasant evening after the movie!
- Jerry Bruckheimer
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Brent Spiner
I have to say, though, that somebody pointed out to me on YouTube that Conan O'Brien was being interviewed, and he was talking about how, oddly enough, he went to see that movie [South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ] in Hawaii with his girlfriend or wife or whoever, and he didn't even realize his character was in it. But there he was, and he said, "This voice comes out of me, and I'm thinking, 'That's not me! Who is that? That doesn't even sound like me!'
- Brent Spiner
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Derek Sivers
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
- Derek Sivers
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Cassandra Clare
Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available.
- Cassandra Clare
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Albert Camus
maybe she had become tired of being the girlfriend of a condemned man. It also occured to me that maybe she was sick, or dead. These things happen. [...] Anyway, after that, remembering Marie meant nothing to me. That seemed perfectly normal to me, since I understood very well that people would forget me when I was dead.
- Albert Camus
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Red Buttons
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!
- Red Buttons
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Charles Bukowski
If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.
- Charles Bukowski
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Charlotte Rampling
Close girlfriends I don't have necessarily, as an actress. Perhaps there is a thing of competition there, you know, when you're doing the same things, and you're the same age. I could be with younger actors, but woman of my age probably - there is and there isn't, one doesn't like to think of it, but I think there is a sense of competition. Which is good, also.
- Charlotte Rampling
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Linda Cardellini
I think there are great roles for women in television because there is time to allow those characters to evolve. Even if you're the wife or the girlfriend or whatever it is that we women are, playing those things on TV, they are much more drawn out and there are greater arcs for the role. The roles are more integral to the complexity of the story.
- Linda Cardellini
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Ally Carter
The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.
- Ally Carter
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Charles Bukowski
Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither new girlfriends, health professionals, changes of diet, dope, humility, or God.
- Charles Bukowski
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Trent Reznor
Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!'
- Trent Reznor
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Dana Gould
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.
- Dana Gould
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of William Eggleston
A person can attack that bottle of vodka and drink it like it's a bottle of cold water. Two of my wife's girlfriends died from drinking. They weren't big pill-takers; they were drinkers. So it can't be so simple as to slide away, like Marilyn Monroe.
- William Eggleston
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Cameron Diaz
I know that in my life my girlfriends are one of the most important relationships I have going through the good times and the bad times.
- Cameron Diaz
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Sarah Dessen
'So,' he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, 'I've been thinking.' 'Yeah?' He nodded. 'You really need to go out with me.' I blinked. 'I'm sorry?' 'You know. You, me. A restaurant or movie. Together.' He glanced over, shifting gears. 'Maybe it's a new concept for you? If so, I'll be happy to walk you through it.' 'You want to take me to a movie?' I asked. 'Well, not really,' he said. 'What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I though saying that might scare you off.'
- Sarah Dessen
Collection: Girlfriend