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Image of Alex Riley
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.
- Alex Riley
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Elizabeth Gilbert
Here was something I already knew to be true about myself: Just as there are some wives who will occasionally need a break from their husbands in order to visit a spa for the weekend with their girlfriends, I will always be the sort of wife who occasionally needs a break from her husband in order to visit Cambodia. Just for a few days!
- Elizabeth Gilbert
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Zach Galifianakis
There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
- Zach Galifianakis
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Malcolm Gladwell
Anyone who has ever scanned the bookshelves of a new girlfriend or boyfriend- or peeked inside his or her medicine cabinet- understands this implicitly; you can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposure to a public face.
- Malcolm Gladwell
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Christian Hosoi
Shortly before my arrest, my girlfriend at the time, who's now my wife of ten years, told me she was quitting drugs and going to church. I went with her once but that was it. After the arrest, I didn't know what I was going to do. She told me to trust in God but I mean, I was looking at ten years and was like, "God? I'm not dying, I need a lawyer. I need bail."
- Christian Hosoi
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Zach Galifianakis
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
- Zach Galifianakis
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Lance Armstrong
At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend
- Lance Armstrong
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Gilbert Gottfried
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”
- Gilbert Gottfried
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
- Jeff Foxworthy
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Seth Godin
You know, if I look at an auditorium full of high school students and the big man on campus and his girlfriend are busy talking while the lecture's going on, the rest of the room is going to do it because they're powerful sneezers. They have influence. They reach out to a whole bunch of people in a way that makes the idea of being disrespectful spread.
- Seth Godin
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Jay Asher
Justin, honey, you were my very first kiss. My very first hand to hold. But you were nothing more than an average guy. And I don't say that to be mean- I don't. There was just something about you that made me need to be your girlfriend to this day I don't know exactly what that was. But it was there.. and it was amazingly strong. -Thirteen Reasons Why
- Jay Asher
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Greyson Chance
My fans are all my girlfriends
- Greyson Chance
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Ariel Pink
The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who would just get stoned and jam. I had struck the goth thing by then, but I still thought of myself as Ian Curtis or something.
- Ariel Pink
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Stephen Hawking
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
- Stephen Hawking
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Ernest Hemingway
Ronda is the place where to go, if you are planning to travel to Spain for a honeymoon or for being with a girlfriend. The whole city and its surroundings are a romantic set. ... Nice promenades, good wine, excellent food, nothing to do.
- Ernest Hemingway
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Julian Assange
Let us not compare Edward Snowden's situation with that of Chelsea Manning or Jeremy Hammond, who is also imprisoned in the United States. As a result of WikiLeaks' hard work, Edward Snowden has political asylum, has travel documents, lives with his girlfriend, goes to the ballet and earns substantial speaking fees. Edward Snowden is essentially free and happy. That is no coincidence. It was my strategy to undo the chilling effect of the 35 year Manning sentence and it has worked.
- Julian Assange
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Zoe Kazan
There aren't a lot of movies being made about women, period. Most of the time, the roles that are available are the sidekick, the friend, the girlfriend or the wife, and they just aren't that interesting.
- Zoe Kazan
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Charlaine Harris
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are you blond all the way down?" Don't you wish you knew?" Yes," he said simply. Well, you'll just have to wonder." I am," he said. "Blond everywhere," I could tell as much from your chest hair." He raised my arm to check my armpit. "You silly women, shaving your body hair," He said, dropping my arm.
- Charlaine Harris
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Charlaine Harris
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
- Charlaine Harris
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Josh Hartnett
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.
- Josh Hartnett
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Werner Herzog
If you want to propose marriage to your girlfriend and you live in England and she is in Sicily, do the decent thing and walk down there. Travelling by car or aeroplane wouldn't be right at such a moment.
- Werner Herzog
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Kim Harrison
Get your hand off me,” I exclaimed, voice loud with misplaced anger as I yanked away from his grip. “I’m a professional, not some distraught girlfriend.” Well, I was that too, but I knew how to act at a crime scene.
- Kim Harrison
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Chelsea Handler
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Bob Hope
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
- Bob Hope
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Robert Harris
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.
- Robert Harris
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Kristin Hannah
Their friendship was more important than any relationship. Guys would come and go; girlfriends were forever.
- Kristin Hannah
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Enrique Iglesias
I'm not against marriage, but I think it is not as important to me as it is for other people, for example. I think getting married would not change the way I feel about my girlfriend... And I don't know if that would make me happier.
- Enrique Iglesias
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Mick Jagger
I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.
- Mick Jagger
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Miranda July
I'm always the kind of friend or girlfriend who suggests, when there's some cataclysmic problem in the relationship, I'm like, "Well, maybe we can come up with a creative activity that will help us out." I'm like, "Let's get out the pens! Draw a picture of how much you hate me!"
- Miranda July
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Maureen Johnson
Sometimes I even felt like he dated me as part of his plan, like they were going to have a checklist on the application, and one of the things to tick off was going to be, "Do you have a reasonably intelligent girlfriend who shares your aspirations, and who is fully prepared to accept your limited availability?
- Maureen Johnson
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Sherrilyn Kenyon
Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Nicole Kidman
As a woman now, I want to share things. I have girlfriends in their twenties, and I say, "Ask me anything. You can learn from the things I did wrong, and you can learn from the things you think I'm doing right. Take whatever you want and make it your own."
- Nicole Kidman
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Angelina Jolie
I don't really have girlfriends in movies, if you've noticed. Well, I have a few girlfriends, I just... I stay at home a lot. I'm just not very social. I don't do a lot with them, and I'm very homebound. I'll talk to my family, I talk to Brad... But I don't know, I don't have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to.
- Angelina Jolie
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Sherrilyn Kenyon
Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and my girlfriends want to get together and vote Mama Lo an award for her policy against hiring any man not seriously buff…Not that you’re not buff. You can certainly hold your own against the Sanctuary Hotties. But face it, haven’t you ever noticed that this place is like Hooters for women? (Sunshine) No, I can honestly say that I’ve never noticed how good-looking the men at Sanctuary are. Nor have I ever cared. (Talon)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Billy Joel
Sweetness flows from your appearance and your beauty makes me fall more in love with you. Anytime I feel low, I think about the good times you have given me and everything seems good again.
- Billy Joel
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Anthony Jeselnik
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Dwayne Johnson
The challenges that I face today are the same challenges we all face. Trying to balance your life between work, family, loved ones, your husband, your wife - boyfriend or girlfriend. If you have kids - balancing that, balancing your work with the time you spend with your kids. The idea of wanting to be a good parent and then the motivation to be a great parent. Whether you're black, white, any color. Rich, poor, regardless of religion, cousins of culture, we go through those. We have the same challenges.
- Dwayne Johnson
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Philippe Falardeau
It's a romantic view of Canada. It's like Michael Moore saying we don't lock our doors in Canada. I lock my door mainly because my girlfriend wants me to lock the door, but mind you we lock our doors. It is a little simplistic to say that we blend easily back home with other cultures. It's difficult, but I think it's mainly a big city phenomenon.
- Philippe Falardeau
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Philippe Falardeau
Some people around me said "Get a tux and live this and enjoy this" and that's what I did. It was a fun experience. On the red carpet, I was just behind Rooney Mara who I adore, and I had to not act too conspicuously because my girlfriend was there. Behind me, there was Glenn Close. So, it was kind of interesting.
- Philippe Falardeau
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Sherrilyn Kenyon
Happiest day of my life when my dad made him human. (Devyn) Happy for you, bonebag…It cost me my girlfriend. (Vik) It was a lamp, Vik, not a girlfriend. (Devyn) I really loved that lamp. She lit up my entire world. (Vik)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Collection: Girlfriend
Image of Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don’t you have a girlfriend or family you’d rather be with? (Geary) Only Solin, and honestly, he’s not this soft. Even if he was, it’d be gross. (Arik)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Collection: Girlfriend